#deliciousvictory

[bryanhartnettart]

#deliciousvictory #finallyfoundher #mytruelove #enjoythesmallthings

[gergles-blog]

reasons why I want to date my food (con't..)

6) food never disagrees when I want to add garnish to our experience

7) food never gets offended when I go for a second portion

8) food always goes well with a large glass of wine

9) food can handle the pressure of being the dish that it needs to be

10) food has never been upset with me for having a vagina, nor has it ever deemed that the reason for my faults, in fact, if it weren't for my raging hormones, I wouldn't want food as often as I do