Sometimes a family is a beleagured ex-general moonlighting as a mild-mannered refugee math teacher, a sad clone child unwillingly moonlighting as a middle-aged ex-mass-murderer unwillingly moonlighting as an eldritch abomination, a quantum hyperspace lifeform moonlighting as a spaceship, and a robot secretly wishing alcoholism was an option because SERIOUSLY WHAT THE [EXPLETIVE]













