#demonic screaming

[yelenapines]

army dreamers got tiktoktified im done

[ikilledgodtomakesoupfromhisbones]

Part one in a series no-one asked for and even less will read

Lists Nobody Asked for: Part 1

What NOT to say to a (college) Roommate

Yes, even if you really want to say these things because you know there's only a week and change left in the semester and you'll never see them again...not that I'll actually stop you from saying these things or anything.

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"Shut up! We get it bro you were an only child!"

"Well, someone's got Main Character Syndrome™"

"If I could, I'd replace you with a leaf sheep in a heartbeat"

"Why do you think you exist? Your reason certainly shouldn't be to talk to me when I clearly have headphones on, I'll tell you that."

"One day you will be all but dust, drifting and forgotten. I am waiting for that day to come sooner rather than later"

*Demonic screaming* (you know the kind; deep and gutteral like if an endless nightmare had a voice)

"No seriously, shut up."

"You ever wonder what it's like to experience having your brain melting? Would you like to?"

"There is a certain solace that comes with knowing I won't have to see or speak to you anymore soon"

"You make me want to blast Antisocialist by Asking Alexandria on a god-damned loop"

Add to this as you think of more stuff I guess

[bigfoot-hates-capitalism]

Sign language is kind of like Egyptian hieroglyphics but with your hands

[muse-whimsy]

MY LITTLE RHONY

MY

LITTLE

RHONY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fearow-remade-blog]

@fc3 is a big baby whose bad at video games

[fearow-remade-blog]

merry christmas!! 

[fearow-remade-blog]

happy new year! :o

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lol I pinched a nerve in my neck