#deppthroat

[astroccultr]

Johnny depp texting amber "I have other uses for your throat that don't include injury" is such a gemini thing to say.

[deppody]

johnnywohnny replied to your post: okay well johnny better get a fucking Oscar this...

omg that is never happening johnny doesn’t do oscar-esque movies and i don’t even think he cares about the oscars tbh

deppthroat replied to your post: okay well johnny better get a fucking Oscar this...

how can johnny win an oscar for his role in dark shadows when his greatest films haven’t won him an oscar it’s unbelievable

Yeah- I know, but like he should just win the damn award for being him 

[deppsydoodle-blog]

deppthroat replied to your post: i’ll eat my right foot if johnny shows up to this...

what thing

PCAs

[deppsydoodle-blog]

tagged by: deppthroat

1. if you had to make me a fancy dinner what would you make?

probably pizza and id bake because i make really good pizza from scratch and i bake really well but dont worry id make it fancy pizza

2. would you be willing to spend a couple dollars on me, buy me something nice. like some fuzzy socks, a walkman, an expensive car?

you can have all the cars you want

3. what’s your favorite color? mine is purple.

blueee

4. butthole

hole of butt

5. what’s your favorite scent?

lime or citrusy or tropicaly i guess

6. do you like me?

si

7. what is your favorite dessert?

ice cream cake

8. what are your top 5 most played songs on itunes?

they're probably ones from sweeney todd (not kidding) and coldplay

9. have you ever won bingo? tell me more about your victory.

nope

10. have you brushed your teeth while taking a bath before?

lol every day its like killing 2 birds with one stone ya know?

11. if you had to think of the perfect boyfriend what would he be like? please don’t say johnny depp.

funny

[deppody]

deppthroat said: aw thank u but i am far from perfection

ilu