#deputyperrish

[roxyandelsewhere]

if you’re not watching british television i honestly don’t know what you’re doing with your life my guys. this is like a renaissance painting. it has literally no context. the game show was going on with people answering questions and then this just. happened. glorious. art. A Mood.

[roxyandelsewhere]

me, in hell: what in damnation

[roxyandelsewhere]

i just wanna take a moment to say we should let 2017 be the year we end all this hate for blank pages and replace it with Blank Page Positivity™ bc why should they be scary?? they’re fun!! like, i have a blank page in front of me right now, and who knows what it’s gonna be?? it sure as fuck ain’t me but i can’t wait to find out

[stevenstamkos]

STEPH KUCH SCORED YOU DID IT!!!!! NOW SAY TYJO WILL GET A HATTY PLS ITS MY BIRTHDAY

THAT WAS SOME WILD MAGIC I CAN’T BELIEVE HE HEARD ME

Rip too late for TyJo’s hatty but the two goals!! Also happy birthday 🎉🎉🎂🎈 :D

[roxyandelsewhere]

the guy who voiced Melvin the giraffe in Madagascar in the portuguese dubbing has a radio show and today he said he was expecting donald trump to grab the bible by its pussy when he was sworn in. in my head, melvin the giraffe said that. he did that with that giraffe voice coming out of his giraffe face. melvin also said the fate of the world depends on melania being a light sleeper bc that way if trump ever decides to nuke some place in the middle of the night she can convince him to take his usual warm glass of piss and some cookies and go back to sleep. i wonder what alex, marty and gloria have to say about this tbh

[roxyandelsewhere]

they’re showing on tv 5 anti-trump women’s rights protests going on in 5 different cities in portugal and in one of them there was a biker-gang-looking dude and a woman holding a sign together that read something that roughly translates into “rebel cunts against the evil dick” and i just wanna thank the universe for putting me in the same timeline as that sign

[roxyandelsewhere]

Nice drameh-tic scenes in the new Teen Wolf ep......... love how i just [clenches fist] couldn’t fcken see anything... [clenches fist into oblivion] just a big ol’ pile of black

[roxyandelsewhere]

so i was watching the new Conviction episode and the first scene was set in 2011 but i misread it as 2001 and they kept saying “6 years ago this” and “6 years ago that” and it????? didn’t seem weird to me???? at all?? as far as i knew they were saying 2001 was 6 years ago that didn’t register as wrong to me??? even though i’d be ten (10) years old aka half my actual age if that were true i was just like “yep adds up”?????? if they’d said the 80s were 20 years ago i’d agree too tbh and i wasn’t even alive to see them??? i’d be 4 years old?????? sincerely what the fuck