SHIT MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS: THE MEME
a very important list. feel free to modify as you want !
❝ do not kill your double. befriend your double. find out your double’s weakness. slowly overpower your double. you are dominant. ❞
❝ i googled egg shirt, not egg boobs ! ❞
❝ has anyone actually measured bill ? ❞
❝ bill appears to be an equilateral triangle. ❞
❝ bring that thing i don’t see to the bowling alley so my scientist boyfriend can examine that thing that is nothing. ❞
❝ when you got . . . have . . . actually . . . actually . . . but when you have . . . so many . . . ❞
❝ i was gonna say ‘ water am i doing ’, but that doesn’t make any sense. ❞
❝ yolo it. ❞
❝ people followed me. i gotta shitpost. ❞
❝ THERE’S NO DENNY’S HERE ! ❞
❝ how can you sue a demon ? ❞
❝ OH MY GOD, WE SHOULD WATCH SHARKNADO. ❞
❝ i know nothing about her & i already love her. ❞
❝ i just wanna sin. ❞
❝ i’ve literally sat in the shower for like thirty minutes just remembering that ‘ the front bottoms ’ literally means ‘ vaginas ’.
❝ i’m over it. ------ahahah, I’M NOT OVER IT. ❞
❝ guess who got acid on theirself today ! ❞
❝ i hate the giving tree. ❞
❝ illuminaughty. ❞
❝ i’m currently eating nachos in the middle of my bed. ❞
❝ when you’re trying to be chill and listen to pandora and then . . . WHEN I WAS . . . A YOUNG BOY . . . MY FATHER . . . TOOK ME INTO THE CITY . . . ❞
❝ rachel called me raven yesterday. because apparently i’m like raven from teen titans. because i’m pale and my hair is black now. ❞
❝ I FORGOT WHO RACHEL IS. ❞