seen from Ireland
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from Philippines
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Brazil
seen from Malaysia
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
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seen from Malaysia
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having a completely normal one about saren thinking himself a titan and being violently reminded he's only a man, while his big brother desolas who he so idolizes is certain he's only a man and only in the darkest hour takes up the mantle of the titan the rest of the galaxy sees him as
TWICK OWW TWEAAT????
TREAT how the fuck does this keep happening
ok i put. way more effort into this than necessary but i wanted to arrange everything a specific way, have a desolas playlist :3c
i will never stop referring to desolas as “everyone’s favorite evil bisexual.” the everyone in question might be limited to me and my friends but who else matters. he is a bastard and his chaotic bi energies are off the charts, i’m bi and i know one when i see one, i made up this phrase on the fly but i’m right!
since i hc saren’s albinism is due to eezo exposure fucking around and making his genes for albinism present when otherwise they wouldn’t have (mom was albino, dad was a carrier for albinism but wasn’t himself) i also have an additional hc that desolas’s albinism is similar, but the mutation didn’t stick 100% so he’s actually skewbald and has a large patch of his actual natural dark brown coloring around his abdomen stretching between the bottom of his keel and his mid-thighs, this is also why he has a different undertone to saren (des having warmer, more bronze/yellow-ish undertones while saren’s are cooler, more blood-blue)
do i know if that’s how that would actually work? nah, but at the same time, bioware pretty much wrote eezo as a does-whatever-you-need-it-to-ium element, all we really know about it is that it’s radioactive enough to cause birth defects and thus fuck with genetic code, so sure, we’re gonna say that can happen, why not
best thing abt writing no-reapers au alive-in-2183 desolas is definitely that this man is nearly 90 and still living up to the authority equals asskicking trope. desolas arterius is 89 years old and not only can but WILL present shepard, the illusive man, the entire hierarchy, and himself with their teeth on a platter
tbh i make fun of desolas and call him a whole idiot affectionately but. he’s not!! he’s not stupid!! he’s smart and clever and a wicked strategist and he fully deserves his rank as a general he’s just also impulsive and excitable he’s very very smart he’s just also a Chaotic Bisexual™
desolas’s kids ask if they can have a varren and he looks his brother dead in the eyes and says “why, we already have your uncle”
desolas arterius is bisexual u can trust me i’m bi i know these things
