MWAHAHAHAH MY FRIENDS ARE MAKING DND CHARACTERS FOR WHAT THEY THINK IS A NORMAL SESSION.. MWUAHAHAHHA

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MWAHAHAHAH MY FRIENDS ARE MAKING DND CHARACTERS FOR WHAT THEY THINK IS A NORMAL SESSION.. MWUAHAHAHHA
If you think about it, Astarion knows about durge for obvious reasons.
Elves don't sleep, they trance.
And I highly doubt Astarion's going to keep his trance while someone is being butchered like that.
No, I think he lies there and pretends not to notice in the moment because what the fuck. And that's why there's not a moment of doubt or questioning when you go and talk to him the next day.
taking a break from tumblr because im not really in the best physical and mental states rn. love you guys
intro post
Ugh, confession time...
One time dad confiscated my ipad so I stole his phone, took a picture of dog crap and posted it on Facebook with the caption "my dinner 😋🍽"
Anyway
Last Ides I sent a box of my ex’s stuff to them and boy when I tell ya, Caesar’s got nothing on that
a little reassurance
Alright, y'all, I did the digging. It would take me ages to pull and nicely compose everything here, so if you want to check that I got anything wrong, you'll have to go to the author's bsky, where she's answered what questions she could (and dealt very well with a little bit of harassment, get your shit together people).
-The novel is 90k words
-Takes place in one week, with flashbacks
-There will be some stuff about Astarion's life before Cazador, not so much his career, but his upbringing
-It's mentioned a few times that he's into multiple types of people, not exclusively men
-"There is sex. There is not, however, either love or a happily ever after."
-The blurb itself isn't the best, and she didn't write it, so at the very least, they got the OC's eye color wrong, who knows what else if anything
-Something along the lines of (I can't find it now) "Love Karlach. Also Wyll. But Astarion is the genderbent femme fatale of my heart."
And as we already knew, Neil is recording the audiobook and Stephen Rooney was involved to make sure things were right/made sense.
I think there was real love put into this. I already knew her to be a popular author not for nothing, so I wasn't worried about the quality of writing. But it's worth noting that she did talk with WOTC a lot and she is into DND. This was faithfully put in good hands, I think.
the man for sure takes like 5 hours in the bath. you can't convince me otherwise. i actually think he would dislike showers because you have to stand.
now would he sit in the bathtub with the shower running and mope? totally. i have a whole scene in my head about that.
mooties pls interact with this post if i can send you silly asks out of the blue