#dexdark vibes

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Free Dexdark icons! Commissioned from @daydream-corpse, who was kind enough to offer me cat versions! (Dexter is not happy about that :3 ).

You should absolutely commission him on his Ko-Fi!

He was very good and very patient with me, especially considering I gave him abysmal directions consisting of several vague, sleep-deprived bullet notes, all supplemented with a napkin-sketch of two lopsided circles and crooked arrows labeled helpfully with multiple question marks. (Thankfully, where my articulation as a writer fails, his talent as an artist prevails!)

PNG's and the .PSD files with layers are available for download on Dropbox: Link . With the layers you can toggle on/off the facial hair or cat ears. You CANNOT toggle off the watermark. It doesn't show up when you set it as your icon due to scaling anyway. (If you steal art I will chop off your hands, thanks). Anyway, enjoy!

Some mild dexdark under the hood

Anyway, have fun and look forward to more terrible dexdark texting shenanigans courtesy of yours truly.

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DeeDee: Hey Mandark nice suit

Mandark: Oh thanks-

DeeDee: I bet it would look even better on my brother's floor.

Dexter: Are you hitting on Mandark...for me?

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beehive

Dexter: For me, when I’m thinking very intensely, my brain starts making all these connections. And those connections make other connections, and everything starts moving really fast. It’s like a bomb going off. Is your brain like that? Mandark: For me, it’s more like a beehive. 

Mandark: And every bee has a brain like yours.

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More Misattributed dexdark quotes

From the Office Andy is Gay Scene: Link Breakroom. Dexter is reading a scientific paper at a table when Mandark suddenly sits down next to him. Mandark: Did you hear the rumor about me? That I'm gay?

Dexter, nodding but not looking up from his paper: I did, yes.

Mandark: ...And?

Dexter: What?

Mandark: Do you think it's true? Do you think that I’m...gay?

Dexter, sighing and putting down his paper: Are you attracted to other men?

Mandark, nervous scoff: N-no.

Dexter, nodding and going back to his paper when-

Mandark: But let me kick you a scenario. I'm at, like, a beach cabana and Major Glory approaches. Tries to lean in and kiss me. Dexter, looking back up Mandark: I would definitely resist like, at first. Dexter, listening intently Mandark: But , if he was persistent...I might give in a little bit, to just to sort of see what it felt like...

Mandark, rambling: Would I push him away? How hard...? Like what if he’s like really aggressive? Dexter, slowly:...If you resisted Major Glory a little bit, he would still...need to get to you? Mandark: This is not real Major Glory. This is like, in my fantasy.

Dexter, raising eyebrows

Mandark, quickly backpedaling: Or - it’s like - not - fantasy. It’s like, what I’m - It’s just a scenario! 

Dexter, getting up to leave: Wow I - I wish I could help you. I don’t-you might be gay. You might be gay.

Dexter exits scene, while Mandark is left dumbfounded at the breakroom table. From the Office Andy is Gay Scene: Link