#dexters selfship thoughts

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Just wanted to say you and Maxie are so cute together!!!! He loves you sm!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Awawawa!!! Thank you!!! We’re so so happy together! He’s fr the love of my life- awawawa thank you so much for the positivity!!!

Mini max says hi!!!

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I’m only here because of you

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Just updated my F/O list! 👍

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I adore Corbeau selfshippers- because while you guys distract the little guy, I’m jumping at Philippe like withered Foxy

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🎀🎧🍰 :3 ?

🎀- does your f/o do your hair? do you do your f/o’s hair? are either of you good at it?

I don’t do Maxie’s hair very much- more often I’m messing it up! Pulling his hair back even further so I can make fun of his forehead— in good faith, obviously.

Sometimes I’ll tie my bangs up in the most obnoxious way possible. (Hair tie them up, not back. So there’s just a horrible poof of hair sticking up above my forehead) and then Maxie will immediately walk over and take the hair tie out and he won’t give it back >:{

🎧- what is you and your f/o’s song? do you have an artist or an album that reminds you of them? do they have one that reminds them of you?

With my awesome autism mind powers I can make any love song be about Maxie and I!! I say that cause i really don’t have any specific songs or albums that remind me of him- (maybe his battle theme but that’s cheating)

🍰- your f/o wants to have a picnic! what food are you two bringing? do they bake? do they have any favorite foods to share with you?

Awawawa!! Well, I’d bring all the stuff needed for the most banger charcuterie board the world has ever seen! Spicy chips cause I know Maxie likes them! (Even tho he has a shit spice tolerance) and lots of veggies and of course cheeses!! And fruit too! I’d also bring the drinks! Maybe some sweets too- cookies maybe- I can’t bake very well tho- so they’re sore-bought.

Maxie would bring sourdough, veggie dip, and chocolate lava cake! But without much icing, cause I don’t like icing. And then we’d spend most of the time defending our picnic from our evil evil beasts (Our Mightyenas)

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ghost, bigfoot, & elf

ghost: is your f/o the mischievous type? do they like pulling pranks on you, or you on them?

Nahhh, Maxie isn’t a prankster- he’s barely got a sense of humor on his own, so. Yk. And I’m not really big into pulling pranks on him- it’s not very funny cause I just get yelled at. He’s never mean but he doesn’t like it so I don’t do it

bigfoot: how do you two feel about camping?

He likes it more than I do! I’m admittedly kinda lazy tbh- but I do enjoy going out and seeing all the wild pokemon! We can’t exactly legally use public campgrounds- so we’ll go whenever we’re confident we won’t get spotted! And the weather is always pretty good- so the few trips we’ve had were nice!

elf: how would you describe your f/o’s aesthetic?

Losercore.

Nah- uhm. Like just style wise I have no clue what I’d call his fashion sense. Abysmally dogshit is pretty good- but I ALSO wear similar stuff so I can’t really talk. He’s kinda regal. He carries an air of confidence despite being a big stupid nerd. I dunno =p

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Your F/O's love you!!!! 💞💘💖💞💘💖💞💘💖💞

Augh!!! I LOVE THEM TOOOOO!!! SO SO MUCH!!! THANK YOU FOR SENDING THIS OMG IT MADE MY NIGHT!!! ❤️❤️

I love all my F/O’s so so so so much -w-

I just bought my 4th Brassius card today cause I can’t resist his handsome face

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2, 5, & 12

Ivor will be the main focus of this one! :D

2. Did you & your F/O(s) get along at first or did it take time?

Well, the first time we met he was all panicked and scrambling to find his sister- which kinda just made me panic and scramble- so I didn’t immediately form an opinion or anything- him much the same. But after we had our promotion match I think we got along quite well! He’s pretty fun to be around if you match his level of energy-! I can sometimes! I did find him overwhelming at first, the more I think about it tho- but yk! We love each other!!

5. Does your F/O have any silly nicknames for you?

He accidentally called me “My Deanist” instead of dearest once- Deanist because of my Audino-! I always shorten Audino to ‘Dino! And somehow he manages to get Deanist out of it! So I’m his Deanist now-

12. How do you comfort your F/O(s) when they are upset?

Well- i usually try to help redirect any of his negative emotions onto something constructive! Point him to a punching bag if he’s seething- (he’s usually never, honestly I think I’ve seen him mad at most one time), or have him help me lift something heavy to get his mind off of what’s bothering him, even if it’s just for a second!