#dhawanmaster

[farewell-wanderlust7]

I feel like we don’t talk about the fact the Master literally fucking murdered everyone on Gallifrey in a massive fit of rage over what was done to the Doctor. Like he literally killed them all to avenge her. Billions of innocent Gallifreyans, including kids, dead because the Master was so furious about what the Time Lords did to his best and oldest friend. I dread to think of what might’ve happened had he ever met Tecteun. They’d be finding pieces of that woman for DECADES, and she’d be alive for most of it. Enemies my ASS

[whosthirteen]

wanted to redo whittaker!master

[puppygurll]

Height chart for the Masters :D

[cartoonboingsfx]

Whiteboard sillies

[thetinytonystark]

Doctor Who missed the opportunity to have the 15th Doctor regenerate without a tooth and replace it with the Tooth!Master. Every time Ncuti Gatwa smiled, we would see the Master, waiting for him to emerge at any moment. The Doctor would always have his greatest enemy close by, under his protection and imprisonment. Worse than the writers are the fanfiction writers, because I don't think such a masterpiece exists.

[all-the-fun-of-the-cirkus]

this is a bit "japanese soldier still fighting 20 years after ww2" but i was reminded of my disappointment in how chibnalls era used the master (and "spymaster came before missy" is pure cope don't pull that one on me). what bothers me is that he's such a generic blank slate master, but moreso that almost any other writing decision would be vastly more compelling

bc frankly it would've been so fucking easy to build upon missy without even making any major changes. present it as addiction, and him falling off the wagon. let the doctor actually be betrayed, twist the knife (13s increased contempt for him is the only thing that even hints at their past). the obvious, open goal move was "i burned down an evil civilisation in righteous fury, just like you would've done" and "i did it to avenge what they did to you." builds off S10 without requiring a tonne of loredumps, a real twist to new viewers, adds a layer of tragedy (it being her fault, his twisted attempts to do the right thing), and then that perceived betrayal on the masters part from her horror sends him off the deep end into full evil. but no, just nothing

[idkfandoms-b8o]

Doctor Who incorrect quotes

Amy: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

Yaz: Donna, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.  Donna: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

Eleven: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?  Thirteen : Excuse me Mx. Would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?  Twelve: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

Jack: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.

Thirteen : You have an impressive pain tolerance.  Martha: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Donna: That's not funny.  Ten: I thought it was funny.  Donna: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

*Yaz is considering cancelling plans, and Rose and Clara are advising them on what to do*  Rose: Just don't go.  Clara: Say you’re ill!  Rose: Pretend to break your leg.  Clara: Really break your leg!

Martha: You’re alive.  Rose: No need to sound so disappointed.

*out grocery shopping*  Eleven: *takes a free sample twice*  Eleven: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Yaz: Look, Doctor! It's the good Kush!  Thirteen : It's the dollar store, how good can it be?

Amy: Good news!  Clara: You found where I hid the Doctor?  Amy: ...  Clara: You found the Doctor?

Clara: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.  Twelve: My favorite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call.  Rory: It’s called connotations.  Ten: Try this one on for size, “Forgive me, Father, I have sinned” vs “Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty."  Nine: Great news! Language is now banned!

Ten: School appropriate questions.  Donna: What was the lowest point in your life?

Ten: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.  Nine: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.  *Rose walks in*  Nine: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Eleven: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

Nine: Rose, I want Jack gone ASAP!  Rose: If you say so… wait, shouldn’t we get someone to help us?  Nine: The only person that could help us is Twelve and I don’t really trust them… *Looks over to Twelve*  Twelve: If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap*

Thirteen : What are you doing here?  Jack: I could ask you the same question.  Thirteen : I live here. This is my house.  Jack: I should probably ask you a different question.

Ten: What’s up with you?  Twelve: What do you mean?  Ten: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

Thirteen : You made Ten cry!  Donna: The Doctor always cries!  Ten: That's not true! *cries*

River: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?  Thirteen : Strong.  Twelve: Weak.  Missy: An idiot, is what your are.

Twelve: If I didn't know better, Clara, I'd say you were scared.  Clara: Heh, scared?  *absolute silence*  Clara: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

River: Get in loser, we're going shopping.  Twleve: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

Master: So... what’s goin’ on?  Thirteen : You want the long version or the short version?  Master, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?  Thirteen : Shit’s fucked.  Master: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

Nine: Rose? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry?  Rose: Doctor, I swear to god-

Missy: I was just diagnosed with deez.  Nine: Good, I hope it’s lethal.

Donna: I’m going to kill Jack!  Nine, completely monotone: Oh no. Don’t.

Rory: Christmas lights?  Eleven: Check.  Nine: Thermos of hot cocoa?  Eleven: Check.  River: Santa suits?  Eleven: Check.  Donna: Shovel?  Eleven: Check.  Master: Alibi and bail money?  Eleven: Check- wait, WHAT?!

Missy: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.  Twelve: There are no books in prison.  Missy: *sighs* Thank you.

Eleven: ....Thou shalt not marry each other, for thy art both sinful...  Amy: I just wanna fucking marry Rory!!

Mickey: What are you writing?  Nine: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.  Rose, looking over Nine's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

*At a bank teller window*  Eleven, in a bad Italian accent: I'd like-a to make-a da deposit!  Dalek: Greetings sir-, wait, I REMEMBER YOU!  Eleven: *Frantically pours marinara sauce into the vacuum tube*  Dalek: GODDAMMIT, IT'S THEM AGAIN! EXTERMINATE!

Amy: Here are two pictures. One of them is your TARDIS, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?  Eleven:  Eleven: This one is the dumpster.  Amy: They’re both your TARDIS.

Ten: Time for plan G.  Missy: Don’t you mean plan B?  Ten: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.  Donna: What about plan D?  Ten: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.  Rory: What about plan E?  Ten: I’m hoping not to use it. Jack dies in plan E.  Nine: I like plan E.

Ten: Hey.  Donna: Hey?  Ten: I can't sleep. :/  Donna: I can. Goodnight.

Twelve: Bitch.  Missy: Blocked.  Twelve: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.  Missy: Unblocked.  Twelve: Bitch.

Ten: Do you want to play 20 Questions?  Donna: Sure!  Donna: Whats your favorite color?  Ten, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

River: Assert your dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead!

Donna: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.  Ten: Mine just says "Ten no."  Donna: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

River: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-  Eleven: Spiders?  River: Spiders it is then.  Eleven: No, I wasn’t-  *But the Doctor was too late, as River was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders…* Eleven: OH MY GALIFREY WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPIDERS!?

Twelve: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.  Missy, eyes wide: I know what I saw.

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Donna*  Donna: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

Donna: I prevented a murder today.  Ten: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?  Donna: Self-control.

[farewell-wanderlust7]

well everyone, we were robbed of Spygatwa, and now we’ll never get it onscreen. With the potential of Billie Piper being 16, the LEAST RTD can do is give us yuri Thoschei.

(Or, this would be funnier but I would in fact cast myself off a bridge if this deadass happened, they could have the next Master be played by David Tennant and create a REALLY fucked up variant of Tenrose)