In 2021, I posted some humanizations of various dhmis characters, made for an askblog that never was. They are, for a lack of a better term, kind of bad.
Four years and what feels like a lifetime later, I've come back to them again - and now, they're better.
Happy DHMIS Day everyone, and have a wonderful June 19th!
Major shout out to my partner @birdsandnonsense and my best friend @aboringredmop for giving crit through this whole process! Love you both.
sHAKIGN rn your stuff is amazing!!! ...how would u feel abt a Yandere!Collin the computer x reader?
Yandere!Collin x reader headcanons!
I apologize if you wanted a oneshot, but you didn't specify, and I'm also having trouble forming plots with oneshots and etc. Asides that, thank u so much!!1!
TW/CW: Yandere behavior, stalking, mentions of death and doxxing.
Let's start with the obvious stuff here, Collin stalking you on the internet, photo, blogs, drawings, fanfictions, anything that's yours he'll track, Collin loves you, just like he loves every tiny thing that's yours, even if you don't like him doing that kind of thing, he can't help himself but continue!
He loves talking to you, even if it's not romance related stuff, he loves learning about your point of view on certain topics and things you've done. And do you know why he does that? He make notes of you of course, silly! Collin records everything about you in his digital diary, with pixelated hearts drawed in the white borders and around your name.
And about his case of envy, well... Anyone he sees being romantically interested in you automatically results in threats in that person's email, and maybe even doxxing. Of course, if someone harms you, it could even result in death...
Collin never directly confesses his feelings to you, but he still makes several romantic games with you, always complimenting your hair and teeth, offering dating sim games with characters who had similar personalities to Collin, and directly using romantic nicknames with you like "honey" or "buttercup". But there are times when instead of being weird he's actually cute, always encouraging and complimenting you when you feel ugly.
"Don't feel bad, Y/N! Time is just a concept to leave people's sanity intact, so if you want you can have all the time in the world. Keep the hard work up, buttercup!"
Unlike Electracey who would literally drug you to get you in her arms, Collin would never hurt you, that's something he promised himself. No matter how angry he is, he wouldn't even have the courage to pull your arm lightly. But the most Collin could do is yell at you.
But if you don't excuse Collin's attitude, he's definitely going to freak out about it, tugging at your shirt and falling to his knees begging you not to leave him.
"Tell me what I did wrong! PLEASE! Sorry! I swear I'm sorry! Do not leave me! Please!"
Even if you abandon Collin, he will never hurt you on that occasion, the max Collin will do is to kill everyone with you, only having him as an option.
MAYBE Collin can trap you in his virtual world... After all he can offer you almost anything there, you just need to say yes or the three magical words, and everything is yours! Do you want the bedroom of your dreams? Describe it to Collin and he will do the hard work of modeling everything for you. Song? He'll download every song he's heard you rave about just for you, dear! Series or movies? Hacking is just the least he can do for you.
I was sleepy while writed those im 70% sure theres a mistake there.
