“Tony Tonison here, live again at the Levins Campus, but is that any surprise considering recent events? This time I bring you a little bit of light in these darkest of times. After careful consideration,and through the tireless efforts from the Delti Phi Pi sisters, spearheaded by Dawn DeLuca, Levins University has come to the decision to reinstate Delta Phi Pi into it’s acclaimed greek like. The dean stated they made their decision based on the vast public out pour of support for the reinstatement through signed petitions and for it to serve as a memorial to the tragic, recent loss of sorority sisters Emmy Davis and Brianna Sinclair (who were also President and Vice President of the sorority, respectively). Many students and parents who remember the article exposing the sororities hazing scandal have already called in complaints into the school. Levin’s dean says that the sorority is on probation and will be stripped of their letters once more if caught doing anything less than orderly. Congratulations to the sexy sisters, I know that I for one can’t wait to get my vehicle into their next sorority car wash, if you know what I mean!”