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Cam’s favourite Eye for an Eye quotes

Maxwell says:

EYEOFTERROR = "Don't look at me, it's definitely not one of mine.",

Webber, on the Terrarium:

TERRARIUM = {            GENERIC = "So pretty! We want to shake it!",            CRIMSON = "Uh oh... is the tree sick?",            ENABLED = "WE DIDN'T SHAKE IT, WE PROMISE!!", WAITING_FOR_DARK = "We could give it just a little shake, couldn't we?", COOLDOWN = "Oh no! Did we lose the little tree somewhere?", SPAWN_DISABLED = "We think we're done playing with Mr. Eyeball.",

Wanda on the Terrarium main sequence:

GENERIC = "Does anyone else feel that shiver of interdimensionality in the air?", WAITING_FOR_DARK = "I have a rather terrible feeling about this..."            ENABLED = "Being right all the time is getting old.",

Warly, on the Friendly Peeper, which has bacon and eggs as its favourite food:

CRITTER_EYEOFTERROR = "Would you like me to make you some bacon and eggs?"

Wilson on the Terrarium and the statue of the Twins of Terror:

GENERIC = "Looking at it makes my head feel fuzzy... or... blocky?",

CHESSPIECE_TWINSOFTERROR = "That was a terrible night of very uncomfortable eye contact."

Winona on the Suspicious Peepers, which I keep mistyping as Suspicious Peppers:

EYEOFTERROR_MINI = "Can't fault them for doing their job with the big overseer right there.",

Wolfgang on the Eye Mask:

EYEMASKHAT = "Wolgang not fan of squishy hat.",

Woodie when the Terrarium starts glowing and hovering:

WAITING_FOR_DARK = "Trees don't usually do that, eh?"

Wurt on the Eye Mask and the Shield of Terror:

EYEMASKHAT = "Feels like hug from a slug."

SHIELDOFTERROR ="How come it allowed to bite, but me get in trouble?!"

WX-78 on the inactive Terrarium and the giant robot eyeballs of doom:

GENERIC = "THEMATIC ANOMALY DETECTED"

TWINOFTERROR1 = "THINK OF OUR COMBINED MIGHT! YOU WITH THE DESTROYING AND ME WITH THE DELEGATING!",        TWINOFTERROR2 = "JOIN ME, WE'LL DESTROY ALL ORGANIC LIFE TOGETHER!",

And finally Wortox, on a fully activated Terrarium and the Eye of Terror:

ENABLED = "Hyuyu... whoopsie..."

EYEOFTERROR = "Whatever he says I did, it's a lie!"

[kaaramel]

WARLY SNEEZES IN FRENCH, BLESS HIS HEART

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Wortox’s character examine quotes

There are Several so I will be using A Readmore

WILSON = { GENERIC = "Who wants to do science when you can play?", ATTACKER = "That was a mean prank, %s!", MURDERER = "That wasn't a prank! That mortal's dead!", REVIVER = "%s traded a soul for a heart!", GHOST = "Ooo, lunch is here!", FIRESTARTER = "%s knows how to tell a joke!", }, WOLFGANG = { GENERIC = "Hello, hello my giant friend!", ATTACKER = "Hoohoo, %s knows how to throw a punch!", MURDERER = "%s, you've got a taste for souls!", REVIVER = "What a sweet soul %s is!", GHOST = "Can I just get a taste?", FIRESTARTER = "Hyuyu, %s is so funny!", }, WAXWELL = { GENERIC = "He has a bit of magic, that one.", ATTACKER = "Not the horns!", MURDERER = "Eep! Don't banish me from this plane!", REVIVER = "Thank-you, thank-you %s!", GHOST = "What a tasty looking soul!", FIRESTARTER = "%s, you have a funnybone after all!", },

WX78 = { GENERIC = "Hyuyu %s, do you have an off button?", ATTACKER = "Hoohoo, I'll stop grinding your gears! Promise!", MURDERER = "Don't kill the poor little imp!", REVIVER = "What a kind and noble deed!", GHOST = "Not so soulless after all, hyuyu!", FIRESTARTER = "Ooo, the tin can has a sense of humor!", }, WILLOW = { GENERIC = "Oh, you're the funny one!", ATTACKER = "Hey! That's not funny!", MURDERER = "%s! You're just as bad as my old partner!", REVIVER = "Thanks for the leg up!", GHOST = "Ooo, free soul!", FIRESTARTER = "Ooohoo, have you been playing pranks?", }, WENDY = { GENERIC = "Do my claws scare you? Hyuyu!", ATTACKER = "I don't like the game you're playing.", MURDERER = "I was just playing around! Please don't hurt me!", REVIVER = "Thanks for not eating that soul, %s!", GHOST = "Don't worry, I'm not gonna eat you.", FIRESTARTER = "Hyuyu, how funny you are, %s!", }, WOODIE = { GENERIC = "That axe of his sure can tell a joke.", ATTACKER = "I'll stop hiding your axe, promise! Hyuyu!", MURDERER = "Don't kill me, hyuyuyu!", REVIVER = "%s is oh so helpful!", GHOST = "You wouldn't even noticed if I took a bite.", BEAVER = "Hyuyu, you're so funny, %s!", BEAVERGHOST = "What a funny soul! I wonder what it tastes like.", FIRESTARTER = "%s has been a bit of a prankster!", }, WICKERBOTTOM = { GENERIC = "%s needs to have some fun.", ATTACKER = "I'm sorry about the exploding pen gag, hyuyu!", MURDERER = "Hyuyu! Please don't kill me!", REVIVER = "%s wouldn't lose a soul so easily!", GHOST = "Mmm, fresh soul!", FIRESTARTER = "You're having too much fun, %s!", }, WES = { GENERIC = "%s, let's practice our routine!", ATTACKER = "Those punches weren't part of the bit!", MURDERER = "Don't hurt me, %s!", REVIVER = "Thank-you, thank-you, funny friend!", GHOST = "%s, did you get more delicious?", FIRESTARTER = "Ooohoohoo, what have you been up to?", }, WEBBER = { GENERIC = "Hello hello, itsy bitsy spider!", ATTACKER = "Please don't grab my tail!", MURDERER = "You wouldn't murder a helpless imp, would you??", REVIVER = "Hoohoo, that little monster's soft on souls.", GHOST = "Oh don't worry, I won't eat you.", FIRESTARTER = "%s is having so much fun!", }, WATHGRITHR = { GENERIC = "%s, which of your myths mentions imps?", ATTACKER = "Don't hit me!", MURDERER = "Eep! Don't kill me!", REVIVER = "Hoohoo! %s gave a soul a helping hand!", GHOST = "Are you gonna eat that?", FIRESTARTER = "%s has been having so much fun!", }, WINONA = { GENERIC = "Do you think me too silly, %s?", ATTACKER = "Hyuyu, I think I pushed her buttons!", MURDERER = "Eep! I'm but a helpless imp!", REVIVER = "%s, you generous soul!", GHOST = "Just a nibble? You don't need all that soul.", FIRESTARTER = "Ooo, what funny pranks you play!", }, WORTOX =        {            GENERIC = "Oh! What a handsome devil.",            ATTACKER = "Hey! What's with that impish grin?",            MURDERER = "He's stealing all the good souls!",            REVIVER = "Hyuyu, I would have eaten that soul were I you.",            GHOST = "Are you gonna eat that?",            FIRESTARTER = "Hyuyu! What pranks have you been playing?",        },

[kaaramel]

Can you post all the quotes for steamed ham sandwich? I heard from a friend that there was a joke in there or smth. (THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING DIALOGUEBLOGUE YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS FANDOM ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED ALSO I LOVE UR ART)

most characters still have the placeholder line "It's a ham sandwich."

Wilba = "WILBA THOUGHT SHE WAS'T HAVING STEAMED CLAMS"WX = "AN UNFORGETABLE LUNCHEON" [sic]

if you don’t know what’s being referenced:

[kaaramel]

i’ll do more dialogue digging tomorrow i just have one last thing i found tonight:

DECO_WALLORNAMENT_BLACK_CAT = "Ah, the memories..."

maxwell has almost certainly been to a certain famous french cabaret

i can’t escape this conclusion it’s the right time period and everything

[kaaramel]

every shakespeare reference in wilba’s speech file (that i could find) by play

this.... this is what i choose to spend my time on

the majority are, fittingly, Hamlet quotes, but she quotes something like 20 different plays, and also the one sonnet that everyone knows, you know the one

i probably didn’t get them all? there are SO many. 

also i assigned plays from memory on a lot of them because i can’t be sitting around googling every single quote so if some are misattributed that’s why but i feel pretty confident in my shakespeare trivia

i didn’t list repeats unless they were significantly different or funny so please please don’t swan into my inbox telling me i missed one of the 9,000 “wherefore art thou”s

if you don’t know what the original quote is then i’d be happy to give context. my original intention was to do that but that was 200+ lines of misquoted shakespeare ago

yeah..

yeah, i spent like two hours on this

this isn’t in any kind of order or nice formatting really, just fyi, because i’ve already spent two hours on it

Hamlet ANNOUNCE_NOSLEEPONFIRE = "WILBA DOTH FWOOSH TOO MUCH, METHINKS!" MANDRAKE = PICKED = "IT DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH, METHINKS" PIGMAN_STOREOWNER = "HER HAIR DOTH TOO MUCH, METHINKS" ..doth what wilba

ANNOUNCE_MORETREASURE = "MORE THINGS IN CHESTS 'N EARTH!"

ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "WHAT ROGUE AND PEASANT SLAVE AM YOU!" PEAGAWK = GENERIC = "WHAT A ROGUE AND PEASANT SLAVE AM EYE-BIRD!"

SPOILED = "SOMETHING ROTTEN IN WILBA TUM TUMS" ROTTENEGG = "MMMM...SOMETHING ROTTEN" WARN = "SOMETHING ROTTEN IN STATE OF WILBA HEAD"

ANNOUNCE_BEES = "IS BEE OR NAUGHT IS BEE?" WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "T'WILL BE OR NAUGHT T'WILL BE?" BACONEGGS = "TO EAT OR NOT TO EAT?" BEE = HELD = "TWO BEES? NOPE, NOT TWO BEES" PUMPKINCOOKIE = "COOKIE OR NOT COOKIE" JUNGLETREESEED = GENERIC = "TO PLANT OR NOT TO PLANT" TUBER_CROP = "TUBER, OR NAUGHT TUBER"

ANNOUNCE_HOT = "WILBA AM TOO MUCH I' THE SUN" DRYINGINRAIN = "IT TOO MUCH I' THE RAINS"

WILDBORE = "LITTLE MORE THAN KIN, LESS THAN KINDA" LEATHER = "LITTLE MORE THAN SKIN AND LESS THAN HIDE"

RESURRECTIONSTONE = "IS'T TICKET BACK FROM UNDISCOVERE'D COUNTRY" TUMBLEWEED = "THE UNDISCOVER'D RUNT TREE"

DUNGBEETLE = DEAD = "HAS'T SHUFFLED OFF MORTAL PLOP BALL" CHICKEN = DEAD = "WADDL'D OFF THIS MORTAL COIL" JELLYFISH_DEAD = "HATH DEPARTED MORTAL COIL"

ROWBOAT = "THE ROWS OF OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE" SLOTMACHINE = "HATH OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE"

ARMORSEASHELL = "WILBA READY FOR SEA OF TROUBLES" BOATCANNON = "WILBA TAKE ARMS AGAINST SEA OF TROUBLES" ENCRUSTEDBOAT = "WILBA MAKE ARMOR AGAINST SEA OF TROUBLES"

BEEFALO = SLEEPING = "PERCHANCE IT DREAMS?" (also for sleeping frogs) CORKBOAT = "FRAILTY, THY NAME IS'T CORK BOWL CANOE!"

GLOMMER = "AY, THERE'S A BUG" ROC_NEST_BUSH = "AY, THERE'S THE SHRUB"

BLUBBERSUIT = "TOO SOLID FLESH NAUGHT MELT"

WALRUS_TUSK = "YOUR OWN SELF BE TOOTH" SOLD = "TO MINE OWN HOUSE BE TRUE"

WHIP = "BREVITY IS'T SOUL OF WHIP"

TRAWLNET = "WHEREIN I'LL CATCH THE FISHIES OF THE SEA" (a biiig reach but it has the same meter at least as 'wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king')

DORSALFIN = "OF IN-FIN-ITE JEST" PIKO = GENERIC = "FELLOWS OF INFINITE JEST"

JELLYBUG = "MOST FOUL, STRANGE, AND UNNATURAL"

TOPHAT = "WILBA MOST EXCELLENT FANCY" PIKO_ORANGE = "OF MOST EXCELLENT FANCY TAILS" TALLBIRDEGG = "MOST EGG-CELLENT FANCIES"

WEBBERSKULL = "ALAS, POOR SPIDER" ABIGAIL = "ALAS, POOR GHOST!" BIRDCAGE = SKELETON = "ALAS, POOR BIRDY" PIGMAN = DEAD = "ALAS, POOR PIGGY!" ANCIENT_ROBOT_HEAD = "ALAS, POOR ROBOT" SKELETON_PLAYER = "ALAS POOR WILBA!!"

SCORPION = DEAD = "DEATH WILL HAS IS'T DAY"

ANIMAL_TRACK = "SWEET PRINTS!"

BUSHHAT = "THERE METHOD TO WILBA MADNESS" INSANITYROCK = ACTIVE = "THERE IS A METHOD IN'T"

Winter's Tale BEARGER = "EXIT WILBA, PURSUED BY BEARGER" FABRIC = "'TIS THE FABRIC OF MINE FOLLY'"

All's Well WALL_STONE = "WALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL"

Merry Wives SNAKESKIN = "IT HEART WAS MIGHTY, IT SKIN ARE WHOLE" GRASS_TALL = PICKED = "THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT"

AYLI PIGEON = GENERIC = "HEY DING A DING DING!" PANGOLDEN = "NOSE HIMSELF TO BE A FOOL"

RIII PIGTENT = "'TIS WILBA'S DISCON-TENT" now that's a stretch. STEADY = "NOW IS WINTER OF WILBA DISCONTENT" FROG_POISON = "POISON'DOUS BUNCH-BACK'D TOAD" GENERIC = "THOU LUMP OF FOUL DEFORMITY!" RUG_CATCOON = "LUMP OF FOUL DEFORMITY"

Midsummer BEE = GENERIC = "WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTAL BEES!" DAWN = "WHAT VISIONS HAS'T WILBA SEEN'D?" DUNGPILE = GENERIC = "WILBA AM SICK WHEN LOOK ON THEE"

Macbeth CATCOON = "'TIS THRICE BRIND'ED CAT" GOATMILK = "MILK O' GOATY KINDNESS" SMASHINGPOT = "OUT DAMNED POT!"

MOOSE_NESTING_GROUND = "THE STICKING PLACE" MUSSEL_FARM = STICKPLANTED = "WILBA SCREW IT TO THE STICKING PLACE" ROC_NEST_BRANCH1 = "'TIS BIG STICKING PLACE"

all PUPPETs (non-Max throned characters) = "BUT A WALKING SHADOW!" TIGERSHARKSHADOW = "BUT A SWIMMING SHADOW" DIVININGROD = HOT = "SOUND AND FURY!" VOLCANO_ALTAR_TOWER = "FULL OF SOUND AND FURY" CANDLEHAT = "ON, ON, BRIEF CANDLE!"

ARMORCACTUS = "BY THE PRICKING OF MINE ARMOR" MAXWELL = "MR. WICKED THIS WAY COMES" FIRERAINSHADOW = "SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES!" WAXING = "SOMETHING WICKED'D THIS WAY COMES!" wicked'd... COCONADE = BURNING = "SOMETHING BOOMING THAT WAY GOES" POG = "SOMETHING CUTIES THIS WAY COMES" TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED = "SOMETHING BEAKY THIS WAY COMES!"

GREENAMULET = "DOUBLE, DOUBLE TOIL" PIG_SHOP_ARCANE = GENERIC = "TOIL AND TROUBLES"

FROGLEGS_POISON = "TOE O' FROG" SNAKE = "'TIS FENNY SNAKE?"

Much Ado GENERIC = "AS LONG AS THE DAY IS MERRY" GNAT = "MUCH ADO ABOUT GNAT-ING"

R&J BOAT_TORCH = "WHAT LIGHT!" ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "LIGHT THOUGH YONDER DARK STUFFS BREAKS" YELLOWGEM = "WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER GEM BREAKTH?" SLURPER = "WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER FUR BREAKS?" FIREFLIES = GENERIC = "A LIGHT THROUGH YONDER BUG BUTT BREAKS" FLUP = "WHAT EYE THROUGH YONDER GROUND BREAKS?"

there's a handful of "WHEREFORE ART YOU?" "WHEREFORE ART THAT?" SLURPER_PELT = "WEAR FUR ART NOW?" PIG_RUINS_ARTICHOKE = "WHEREFORE ART-ICHOKE?"

WALL_MOONROCK = "IT BE NAUGHT LIKE INCONSISTENT MOON" insufferable pedantry: it's "inconstant moon," actually MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "IS'T INCONSTANT TOOL" yeah, like that

several "BUT SOFT, 'TIS SOFT BUTT!" for rabbit tails, bearger fur etc

CUTLICHEN = "CAVE ROT BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD TASTE AS SWEET" GUANO = "PLOP BY ANY T'OTHER NAME" FULLHONEY = "YUMS BY ANY OTHER NAMES" BEEFALOWOOL = "WOOL FROM ANY OTHER BEAST WOULD SMELL SWEETER" CORAL = "A ROCK BY ANY OTHER NAME" TOUCAN = "A NOSE BY OTHER NAME 'TIS CALL'D A BEAK"

RUBBLE = "THE COURSE OF BUILDING NEVER RUN SMOOTH"

SWORDFISH = "PUT UP THY SWORD"

BEEHIVE = "A PLAGUE ON BEES HOUSES!" WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "A PLAGUE UPON IT"

Tempest ACTIVE = "WHAT BRAVE NEW WORLD DOS'T THIS LEAD?", BEDROLL_STRAW = "'TIS STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE IN" PIGGYBACK = "'TIS SUCH THING AS WILBA MADE ON" KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "STUFF BAD DREAMS ARE MADE ON" PLAYER_HOUSE_GOTHIC_CRAFT = "SUCH STUFFS AS HOUSES ARE MADE OF"

ONEMANBAND = "WILBA PLAY'TH SWEET AIRS" (maaaybe?) BELL = "DING-DONG, BELL" (phrase is also in Merchant)

Merchant of Venice TRANSISTOR = "ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD?" BLUEGEM = "ALL THAT GLITTERS 'TIS COLD" GNATMOUND = "ALL THAT BUZZES IS GNAT HOME"

HONEYHAM = "'TIS POUND O' FLESH" TELEPORTATO_BOX = "A POUND O' BOX" TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "A POUND O' CRANK" TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "A POUND O' POTATO" TELEPORTATO_RING = "A POUND O' RING" ELEPHANTCACTUS_ACTIVE = "YOU PRICK WILBA, SHE DOST BLEED!" SNAKE_POISON = "IF YOU POISON WILBA, WILL SHE NOT DIE?" ANCIENT_ROBOT_CLAW = "HATH NAUGHT A ROBOT HANDS?"

Lear POWCAKE = "BLOW, CAKE!" IRONWIND = "BLOW, WINDS" WIND_CONCH = "BLOW, WINDS, WILBA CRACK HER CHEEKS" ANNOUNCE_VOLCANO_ERUPT = "SPIT-ETH FIRES! SPOUT-ETH RAIN!" VOLCANOSTAFF = "WILBA SPIT FWOOSHING, SPOUT RAIN!" HAIL_ICE = "SPIT ICE! SPOUT, RAIN!" HOUNDSTOOTH = "SHARPER THAN A SERPENT'S TOOTH" NOHONEY = "NOTHINGS CAN COME OF NOTHINGS!" SOMEHONEY = "HAVE MORE THAN THOU SHOWEST?" PIGMAN_ERUDITE = GENERIC = "SPEAK LESS THAN SHE KNOWEST" RELIC_3 = "IT SPEAKS LESS THAN IT NOSE-EST" TREEGUARD = "COME NOT 'TWEEN A TREE AND HIS WRATH!" DRAGOONDEN = "COME NOT 'TWEEN THE DRAGOON AND ITS WEIGHTS" TRAWLNETDROPPED = "FORTUNE SMILE ONCE MORE" WOODLEGS_CAGE = "LET'S AWAY TO PRISON"

Henry IV PIRATEHAT = "UNEASY LIES HEAD THAT WEAR PIRATE HAT" PIGCROWNHAT = "UNEASY LIES HEAD THAT WEAR-ETH THE CROWN" KRAKEN = "UNEASY LIES THE HEAD 'NEATH THE WATER!" PEAGAWKFEATHERHAT = "EASY LIES THE HEAD THAT WEARS PRETTY HAT"

SNAKE_AMPHIBIOUS = "A BOLTING-HUTCH OF BEASTLINESS" SLEEPING = "O GENTLE SLEEP!" BILL = GENERIC = "'TIS A FUSTILARIAN" ADULT_FLYTRAP = GENERIC = "I'LL TICKLE YOUR CATASTROPHE!" HIPPOPOTAMOOSE = "THOU ART AS FAT AS BUTTER!" RUG_PORCUPUSS = "'TIS BOMBARD OF SACK" i havent seen what this is ingame but i'm not confident that klei knows what that means

Henry V SPIDER = "WILBA UNTO THE BREACH!" SPIDER_WARRIOR = "WILBA ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH!" ANCIENT_ROBOT_LEG = "THE ROBOT IS AFOOTS"

Julius Caesar GENERIC = "LET SLIP THE PIG OF WAR!", PREY = "WILBA CRY HAVOC!" WARG = "'TIS DOGS OF WARG" SOLOFISH = "LET SLIP THE DOGS O' SEA" FLOWERSALAD = "'TIS FOR SALAD DAYS" SPIDERHAT = "FOR SPIDERS TO LEND WILBA THEIR EARS" EARRING = "WILBA LEND IT MINE EAR"

Taming SCORPION = GENERIC = "THEREBY HANGS A TAIL" ANT_CAVE_LANTERN = "THEREBY HANGS A LIGHT"

Othello PUGALISK = "BEAST WITH ONE BACK"

12th Night several "FOOD BE THE FOOD OF LOVE!" "ALL FOOD BE FOOD OF LOVE" etc MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "FOOD OF LOVE?" OX_FLUTE = "WILBA PLAY THE FOOD O' LOVE" ZEB = GENERIC = "'TIS HORSEY O' A DIFFERENT COLOR"

Timon of Athens, now THERE's a deep cut MEAN_FLYTRAP = GENERIC = "WOULD IT WERT CLEAN ENOUGH TO SPIT 'PON" ANTMAN = GENERIC = "WILBA WOULD BEAT THEE, BUT T'WOULD INFECT MINE HANDS"

misc SPEAR = "WILBA SHAKETH THIS SPEAR" RAINFORESTTREE = GENERIC = "SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO ANOTHER TREE?" lOTUS = "SHALL WILBA COMPARE IT TO SUMMER DAY?"

i don't think "o'er-peer the oceans" is anything because the only use of "o'er-peer" is apparently in coriol-fuckin-anus, but: SUPERTELESCOPE = "WILBA CAN'ST O'ER-PEER THE OCEANS"

CROCODOG = "'TIS A WHITE-EYED MONSTER" miiiiight be othello?

[kaaramel]

New to Don’t Starve, just to clarify, are Wendy and Webber friends in-canon or is that just a reallypopular headcanon?

in don’t starve together (where the characters are able to interact with each other in-universe) they are canonically friends! 

webber’s generic greeting to a wendy player is an invitation to play together, and if wendy has recently murdered another player it becomes: “We're taking my friendship bracelet back!”

webber examining candy apples: "Oh, Wendy! We'll trade you for your choco pigs!"

webber examining yule log cake: "Haha, Wendy! Watch our Woodie impression!"

wendy’s generic greeting examining webber is “Hey, [player name]!”, while with every other character she’s much more reserved, usually a variant on “How do you do, [name]?” 

also, when examining webber’s ghost: "A heart could bring back my friend, [name]..."

wendy examining the fake fangs halloween trinket: "Now Webber and I can match."

they don’t get a lot of screen time in the trailers, unfortunately, i think they stood next to each other to get sneezed on by the ewecus one time and that was about the extent of it

[kaaramel]

QUAGMIRE_POTATO = "I just think they're neat."