Campfire Massages (A Dice Company fanfic)
The fire blazes as team twink Benny and team sugar daddy Augustus watches the flame dance back and forth. The two were on a small hunting trip to look for a rare stag called a Lucadee Dyr. They hunting it down for the village of New Haven, for a magnificent feast. Despite being rare, the Lucadee Dyr was a vile creature that ate the arms of orphan children. So they're were no qualms of hunting down these beast, and their morbid diet made their meat, rich and fatty.
The two decided to take up this task, to help with the feast and to have a few days away from Vander and Tock for a bit. While they do enjoy their companion’s company the two felt they needed sometime away from them.
“Peaceful isn’t Benny?” Augustus looked over to his twink teammate. “I guess so, say Augustus, how bout you whip out the bottle of wine from that fellow, Toye Lit. Ya know Toye Lit’s wine” Toye Lit’s wine was the strange concoction of fermented oranges, sugar, and a puree made from tomatoes. The create, Toye Lit, was a former prisoner of the Empire who escaped from prison.
“Sure thing my good man” Augustus takes out the bottle and his rapier and proceeds to slide his rapier across the bottle, top pop open the bottle of “Toye Lit’s Wine”, despite the fact it was screw on top. As Augustus poured some wine into small traveling cups, he noticed Benny massaging his feet. “You alright there Benny” Augustus said with a semi concerned look on his face. “Oh no worries” said Benny “it’s just me feet are tired” Benny tries his best to massage his foot through his boots, but to no avail. “I say Benny just take your boots off”. Benny jolts his head up giving Augustus a dirty look. “No way, I’m not showing you my webbed toes, I already feel insecure thanks to you and Vander”
Augustus sighs and grabs Benny’s ankle and drags him towards him. “oi what are you doing” shrieked Benny. Augustus begins removing Benny’s boots and socks and begins massaging his m̶u̶t̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ foot. While Benny would’ve been offended by this, but for whatever reason, he’s just allowing it. I think Benny’s secretly submissive, but that’s just me. “Augustus, did you cast some sort of spell or something” Benny asking in a puzzling tone. “No Benny, your feet just hurt too much, and you’re probably very submissive, after all you are an archer.” Benny looks at Augustus and says “yeah you’re probably right.”
Just then Benny jolts up and draws his bow. “Augustus, shhh, I see the Lucadee Dyr.” Augustus, still sitting, turns his head and looks at the direction where Benny is staring at. “Benny I don’t see it” say Augustus trying to grab his bow. “Because the Lucadee is here” says Benny “ as in Lucadeez Nuts”
Fin
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