Kynodesme, The Dick Elders
They're the descendants of elder gods that just so happen to look like dicks.
And are also dicks.
Their objective? Enslaving the universe by controlling the reproductive capabilities of living creatures and farming their precious resources.
They're also responsible for a lot of propaganda. In the planets they control, it's nothing but 1984 in there.
But of course, like all great empires, they must fall at some point.
And in the year of our lord 6969, the mighty reign of the Kynodesme has crumbled.
No, wait, that would imply that there was a slow erosion while they were in power.
How about.... forcefully castrated?
Doesn't matter. Their asses got beat and that's all that matters.
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From left to right, we have:
Raphe, Cavernosa, Albuginea, and their supreme leader, Lacuna Magna Morgagni.
