#dick's inbox

[the-blueprint-robin]

What's your type, romantically? 🧐

redheads my beautiful fiancée

look at her, stunning @princess-koriand-r

[the-blueprint-robin]

I think it's time we sat B down to have an actual no joke talk about our pants situation as robin

@only-one-todd

hey now. i made that suit. the short shorts were my idea :(

[the-blueprint-robin]

Why do you have so many kids... Honestly. Respect the grind.

- @ollie-krowne-star-mender

what can i say, they flock to me 🤷‍♂️

[the-blueprint-robin]

I wouldn’t cancel you 😞 -🦝

thank you very much raccoon anon, it seems others are not as kind as you :(

[the-blueprint-robin]

Bruce has favorites and you'll never guess who it is

jason probably, he almost certainly fills all the top three spots

[the-blueprint-robin]

It was nice knowing you Dick. I know once you find out what I did you wouldn't forgive me.

@redtimbrs

TIM GOD WHAT DOES THIS MEAN NO TIM STOP EVERYTHING AND TALK TO ME

i will always forgive you, tim. im your brother

@redtimbrs2

[the-blueprint-robin]

Are you sure I can't like sell one of your kidneys? We could split the money 80-20 you'd get 80 percent

i would like to keep all of my organs, thank you! :D

[the-blueprint-robin]

Congrats on your adoptions! *gives you a basket of heavily annotated parenting books*

oh my god thank you, best gift ever im gonna read these so hard