Feb 3, 2025
Mainly because I’m Batman.
that’s a lie i would rather die than lose my kids
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Mainly because I’m Batman.
that’s a lie i would rather die than lose my kids
Bf! Jason Todd who...
Pairing: Jason Todd X GN! Reader
AN: I love Jason so much but I’m still getting into the comics so I apologize if he acts out of character. Hope yall enjoy, and send any requests my way!
* Lets you style his curls once he gets out of the shower and almost falls asleep because of how soothing it is
* Doesn’t complain when you start stealing all of his clothing. In fact, he sometimes just leaves articles of clothing at your apartment because he knows how much you love wearing his clothes
* Occasionally knows you better than you know yourself. He spots your nervous habits before you even realize you’re doing them, grabbing your hands and holding them softly when you start to pick at your nails
* Loves taking walks to the bookstore. Even if books aren’t your cup of tea, you just enjoy watching him scan the aisles, and how his face lights up when talking about his favorite
* Cooks for you as much as he can. He’s constantly trying out new recipes that he thinks you’d like.
* Charms everyone in your family. He came over for a Christmas Eve party and your family has been obsessed with him ever since. Your parents were thrilled with his manners and how gentle he was with you. The little cousins love him so much that every time they see you they ask when they can see Jason again
* Is a cuddle bug. He always is touching some part of you. Sometimes it's a hand on your waist, other times it's him just cuddling into your side as you watch TV.
* Teaches you how to defend yourself. He wants to believe that he will always be there to protect you from any kind of danger, but growing up as Robin and then later becoming Red Hood has taught him that you never know what could happen
* Remembers how you hugged him so tightly when he told you he was Red Hood. How you carded your hands through his hair and softly told him, ‘Thank you for telling me. I love you so much Jay’. He cried in your arms for almost the whole night
* Is nervous about introducing you to his family, so he takes it slow. You meet Dick and Damian over brunch, have a girls' night with Cass and Steph, and you let Tim and Duke drag you around a bunch of shop outlets for hours on end. Bruce takes the longest, and you end up meeting at a family dinner. Jason says he's just glad it went well on the drive home, but you don’t miss the smile that keeps dancing on his lips
* Randomly comes home with little gifts for you. When you ask him why, he just smiles and says the item reminded him of you
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opinions on cannibalism
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good (not morally)
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idk I've never tried it before
wanting a hug but knowing my emotionally constipated ass family isn't gonna do anything about that unless i vaguepost about it on tumblr and they happen to see it
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I think I like men-
*Hermes had been feeling bogged down he thought some fresh air would make him feel better even with his cranky nutrition cart behind him he wanted to be outside. He moved walking around the marsh carefully to avoid any mud*
(This okay?)
the sound of footsteps are heard then something stares at Hermes with bloodshot eyes
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