Ode to penis Joy
Oh, the penis — what a treat, Firm and veiny, can’t be beat. A curious rod, so full of flair, Like it’s got its own affair.
And then the balls, two noble knights, Gentle touch brings grand delights. A stroke, a tease, a careful twist, You’d swear they whisper: “please don’t miss.”
It's not just sex, it's science, art — Hydraulic joy with throbbing heart. And when it's time — behold the spray, The little guy just shouts "HOORAY!"
So here’s to dicks, and balls as well, A sacred duo — hard to quell. Respect the shaft, caress with grace, And let the sprinkles hit your face.









