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5, 6, 12, 13 :)
5. Piercings I have - i only have ear piercing, one in left and three in right ear
6. Favorite Band - gorillaz?
12. Ideas of a perfect date - i'm not really into some fancy ideas, i just like spending time together, hanging around, like the more important is with who you are on the date. so all simple going to the cinema, get some food, etc, are perfect dates for me
13. Life goal(s) - finish my studies, get satisfying job, be happy, be good for myself
dickaisoo replied to your post: i ship you with pcy because you're super cute and...
cumgodkai will be used one day im a trashy mom. #roheyeol is everything!!!
i will valiantly wait until that day comes. and then when it does, we shall rejoice
#roheyeol tho like. i don’t know if you can beat a ship if it’s “royal” i’m getting too far ahead of myself ohm y god
i ship you with pcy because you're super cute and he needs that!!
o m f mom @o@ my face is deceiving i’m probably too douche for pcy but still #roheyeol
url: nice | great | lovely | amazing | kris’ style | chen’s cheekbones | kyungsoo’s smile also +1 for “cumgodkai”icon: nice | great | lovely | amazing | suho’s gasp | baekhyun fanboying| kai’s body rollposts: nice | great | lovely | amazing | tao’s fab | exo dance party| SHINee’s choreographytheme: nice | great | lovely | amazing | chanyeol’s teeth | lay’s dimple | luhan’s aestheticoverall: nice | great | lovely | amazing | sehun’s rainbow hair | xiumin’s abs | exo thrustsfollowing: no, sorry but you are precious~ | yes | now | forever bruh
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P C Y :)))
P - What kind of music I like.Pretty much everything outside of country and a lot of (western) rap. Mostly jrock and kpop though.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.haHAH that’s funnyNEVER
Y - 3 turns offsDrugs that aren’t nicotine or alcohol, low intelligence, inability to uphold “deeper” conversations
[inbox me] [a letter~]
If you could spend one day with an EXO member, who would you choose and what would you like to do with him? Reply with a summary of that day (doesn’t have to be too long) and send this to your 10 favorite blogs. ♥
Thank you my love! This was going to be just a summary but then i decided to have a little fun with it! Don’t judge me.
April 1st, 2015 aka April Fools Day:
*comes back from trolling everyone we know*
Me: Omg did you see Jongin’s face when he bit into that caramel apple onion?
Sehun: Yaaa!!! Hyung was not expecting that! And tao ge’s face when he woke up to all those rubber snakes on his bed!!
*both rotflmao*
Me: *catches breath* Sooooo what are we gonna do to Hannie?! It has to be good! He’s coming over in like 20 minutes!
Sehun: Well… actually i was kind of hoping you’d help me out with something?
*20 minutes later*
Luhan: These two better not be planning anything on me today or else i swear! I cannot afford being mad at hunnie! I hope he likes the bubble tea i got for him! *continuously rings doorbell countless of times*
Me: I’m coming, I’m coming sheesh! *Opens door, sees Luhan, proceeds to half faint because he’s so gorgeous* Han your beauty never ceases to amaze me!
Luhan: Yahhh what beauty?!! How many times do i have to tell you?! I’m handsome- HANDSOME DAMMIT! H-A-N-D——-
Me: Ok ok sheesh i get it you dont have to spell it!
Luhan: ——-S-O-M-E ——— HANDSOME!!!! *crosses arms and pouts*
Me: …….yea…….riiiiiiight……handsome……
Luhan: You wanna talk about beauty, just look in the mirror babe *flashes cheesy ass smile*
Me: ….. was that your attempt at an April Fools joke?
Luhan: What no it wasn’t! I was not even aware — was that today? Why didn’t anyone tell me? April fools… what even is that? Ahh ha ha……. uhhhhmm here *shoves bag at me* I bought you guys bubble tea!
Me: Yay! Sehunnie will love it!
*proceeds to sit down & contently drink his bubble tea*
Sehun: Did i hear someone say bubble tea? *walks out looking like a million bucks*
Luhan: ***Chokes on tapioca pearls*** Sehunnah!
Sehun: You Ok hyung? *side eyes me*
Luhan: *cough*cough* trying to catch his breath* Ah hah! Yea i’m good! *why does he look so good i can’t handle all that hotness! Jesus take the wheel! Control yourself dammit! *clears throat* How come you’re all dressed up Sehunnie? I though we were all just gonna watch a movie and hang out?
Me: OH! Sehunnie has a date tonight! *winks at sehun*
Luhan: A…. date….? What? Who? What? Where? When? How? Why? I MEAN….. really? Who’s the guy taking my precious dongsaeng out?
Sehun: *blushes* Oh! You will love him hyung! He’s so sweet and gorgeous and the most manly man i have ever known!
Luhan: *fuming* Yahhhhhh who could be more manlier than me?!
Me: *snickers* PPFFFTTTTTTT
Luhan: *glares at me*
Me: Yea Hannie, Sehunnie seems to really be into this guy, i mean he literally won’t shut up about him!
Sehun: Saraaa-noona thats totally not true! I don’t talk about how gorgeous he is or about how he thinks he’s so funny but he’s really not, or about how he gives me butterflies every time he smiles, and i definitely don’t talk about how my heart flutters whenever he—
Luhan: *feels himself slowly losing his self control* Yaaaa!!! Thats enough! Hunnie, you cannot go on this date!
Sehun & I: What?! Why not??!!
Luhan: Uhhhh… because…. because…. *control yourself Luhan- this isn’t the right time.* here i brought you bubble tea!
Sehun: Thanks Hyung, but i’m going to dinner with him & i don’t want to spoil my appetite!
Luhan: *world crushes down on him, feeling totally depressed, heart totally breaking into a million and one pieces but trying not to show it cause he’s a manly man, completely dejected—what is even life anymore? How can he look at his cute baby in the arms of another? He can’t do it! No, it can’t possibly be this way! He can’t possibly let this happen! No one is going to take his baby away, this isn’t the way he wanted to do it, but if he has no other choice then—-***feels hand being grabbed and gets dragged to the door**** What the— Sehunnie what are you doing?
Sehun: What do you mean? We’re going to dinner duhhh! I hope you didn’t fill yourself up on that bubble tea!
Luhan: Wait a minute— what, just what?
*Sehun drags a completely dumbfounded deer to the elevator when suddenly…*
Luhan: Wait a minute….did you call me gorgeous?!!! I’m not gorgeous! I’m HANDSOME DAMMIT! H-A-N-D-
*Sehun kisses him & just this once Luhan thinks its ok to let this one slide*
Me: ***Proud mama*** proceeds to cry an endless river of happy tears because- HunHan ♡
hahahahah omg—- no but for real though, if i spent my day with Sehun, we probably wouldn’t shut up about Luhan and his gorgeous self over bubble tea and sushi ^^ then we’d probably play lots of games and he would teach me some really cool dance moves and make fun of me cause i can’t dance to save my life ._. i think my day with him would really be filled with endless joy and laughter which is what his true nature radiates. <3
If you could spend one day with an EXO member, who would you choose and what would you like to do with him? Reply with a summary of that day (doesn’t have to be too long) and send this to your 10 favorite blogs. ♥
Ugh Jongin.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
I would literally just lay in bed /all day/ with him. And we wouldn't do anything tbh. Just talk a lot I guess and probably yawn like 40% of the time. Like the only time a conversation could probably get heated is if we started talking about dogs and about how much we hate socks (god I fuckin hate socks so much uggh)
And I don’t know I would just boop his nose all the time, probably cry for some stupid reason and he would cry for some stupid reason as well and I don’t know we would cry together. And then I would start laughing at the stupid zit on his forehead and on his chin, and he would laugh at the way my hair looked like a bunch of tree branches or some shit. And we would probably start singing some old 90s song in a very VERY bad way and laugh like some crazy whale while we hit like everything in sight and clap our hands and just laughing so hard we are out of breath but keep laughing anyway. Then he would say something about how one time he got in a fight with this kid from middle school over some soccer ball or something (??? idek this is my own imagination don’t even ask) and I would be like “bruh that sounds wild” and I dunno he would nod and then we would stare at the ceiling.
At some point we would probably start kissing I guess, but it would be such lazy kissing idek I would giggle so much omg I would be so awkward and he’d probably tickle me to death so I could go full on WHAT THE FUCK on him and we would just end up attacking each other with every damn pillow, like I can almost see Jongin taking it a little bit too seriously and making a fortress ??? And at some point I’d get hungry and so we would decide to bring some food and eat on the floor because I’m a messy eater and he would laugh at the way I eat so we decide that we don’t want a whole fucking mess on the bed so we sit cross legged on the floor and he demonstrates how fast he can actually drink his milk, then it all somehow turns into a competition of who drinks the most milk so we end up dead in bed again.
I guess we would try and have sex?? But like I would laugh at it a lil bit cause Im actually so fuckin immature and be like “aayyee I can see your dong” and he would have that facial expression that you see on those actors from The Office when they turn and look at the camera, and then he would laugh hella and I would laugh hella and the sex would be good but really it would be just us trying to do it properly but failing because he’s awkward, I’m awkward so we just make a whole awkward ball of limbs and something that resembles moans (???)
And then idk I would probs wake up and have life be at me like @jess aayyee april fools <3
If you could spend one day with an EXO member, who would you choose and what would you like to do with him? Reply with a summary of that day (doesn’t have to be too long) and send this to your 10 favorite blogs. ♥
aw thank you (icon on point btw)
ok i would chose jongin and we would go to the park and pet dogs together and then come home and cook and do all of that gross ass cheesy shit like hold hands and cuddle and he would dance for me but like naked and on top of me and we would do lots of nasty things in every position possible before the day ends ♥♥♥
playboy, promise, lady luck :)
playboy: name a member who's constantly wrecking your bias list
sehun tbh
promise: write a letter to your bias/exo as a whole
1) damn u all 2) i love u all thank u so much for being so amazing i am forever grateful for your existence thank you thank you thankyou
lady luck: chanyeol and tao are MOANING into your EARS. what is your response?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh wellllllllllllll HAHAHA
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