#dico smut

[battybaby111]

mean!dico and him forcing you to prove that "fat girls give the best head" to the rest of the guys.

[bambimargera]

Netflix and Chilling with CKY(fluff)

what you'd do and what you'd watch

Dico:

Some really stupid mystery/thriller movie. He’d definitely voice over every characters lines if he thinks it’s stupid or boring. His favourite would be if a dead body was shown on screen, expect to hear a random voiced freestyle rap on how the person may have died, regardless of the persons gender

When he picked you up would’ve stopped at WaWa or Target and he paid for all of your snacks, he secretly loves watching you behave like a kid in a candy store

He’d make you sit in between his legs while watching the movie, insists on having his arms wrapped around you. Will eat his snacks over your shoulder and lick up the crumbs that fall onto your neck

Raab:

Always insists on making blanket forts with you for movie nights. Loves being able to cuddle in complete privacy, he can strip you down and still watch the movie while being warm and snuggly

Makes sure you’re comfy and have everything you might need before pressing play, he’s an anxious and caring boy

Definitely wants to watch a horror movie so he can hold onto you when he’s scared, but he pretends that he’s protecting you from being scared

Expect to have all the snacks and drinks ready in the fort. This man is lazy and loves candy, I bet he buys in bulk and you’ll never have a shortage. He’d probably order a pizza for you guys too

Bam:

It’s never planned. He will show up at your house (or work) and drag you out saying it’s an emergency. Takes you to WaWa and leads you through each aisle demanding you pick up at least one thing from each

Once he’s dragged you into the castle, you’d notice that the floor is littered with pillows, blankets, and new stuffed animals all for you

Couldn’t care less about what movie you wanna watch, but secretly hopes you’ll pick something romantic so he can put the moves on you

Definitely wants to be held as much as he wants to hold you, so expect a big tantrum if you only wanna be little spoon.

Novak:

Picks you up and takes you to WaWa for snacks, makes you pay for them because “I paid for gas babe.”

Will watch literally anything you want as long as he can have you sitting on his lap, but really loves watching true crime documentaries with you. If it’s related to drugs, he’ll tell you if he thinks the criminal is smart-or if he would’ve been his friend back in the day

90% of the time he falls asleep while you’re on his lap, his head on your shoulder and arms around your waist. When he wakes up he’ll go on about what a great movie it was, and how you guys need to do movie nights more often- what little liar

Dunn:

Calls you from a gas station on the way to your house to ask you what you want. Doesn't like to take you into the store because he thinks you take too long deciding- and will hang up on you if you take too long on the phone

Also doesn't really care what you watch, but will only suggest comedys. He loves sneaking glimpses of you smiling or laughing at the screen

Wants to sit beside you on the couch under a blanket, his version of domestic bliss

[asskickedbygirl]

Stupid Fucking Grin [Brandon DiCamillo Drabble]

Warnings: smut (18+), p in v, vaginal fingering, oral m!receiving

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You hated the way Dico had that stupid fucking grin on his face when he was making fun of you. Sure it was fine when the guys did it, but he took it too far. He’d make fun of your laugh, your mannerisms, the way you spoke, the things you’d say. It got to a point you could hardly get a word in without him berating you. And the whole time, he’d be grinning ear to ear, revelling in your scarlet cheeks and frustration.

Turns out he wasn’t much different during sex. Your mouth would find itself wrapped around his cock, his hands tangled in your hair, shoving your head down until you were gagging, tears falling down your cheeks. And he’d laugh.

“God you’re such a fucking slut you’d suck off the guy you hate? That’s fucking pathetic.” You hated the way his words went straight to your heat, your cheeks burning.

“Does it turn you on when I humiliate you? God imagine the guys saw you like this for me.” You couldn’t say a word, mouth stuffed, just how Dico liked it. ‘Best way to shut you up’ he’d brag.

On the rare occasion he wanted to fuck you instead, Dico was relentless. He rarely ever waited for you to adjust, slamming into you immediately and not letting up until he was about to cum. It was all him chasing his own high, using you for a quick fuck. Well sometimes he’d shove his fingers inside you, more to get himself off than anything else. He just wanted to hear your desperate whines and how your face contorted and changed the faster he went.

“Christ you’re embarrassing, letting me finger fuck you? You like being my play thing don’t you.” You tried your best not to answer, ashamed that you had lost most of your dignity, trying to conserve what was left. But then he’d stop his movements, grab your throat and demand that you’d answer until you’d nod and insist, begging him to continue. He’d never praise you, no ‘good girl’s or even ‘good slut’s, just “Yeah that’s what I fucking thought.”

Even after Dico had seen you in the most vulnerable positions, the sex lacked intimacy and warmth. So nothing changed when with the crew, he’d still degrade you and put you down at every available opportunity. He never told the crew what the two of you did when they weren’t around, had they known you even saw each other outside of group hangouts they’d be shocked, let alone that you were fucking. You hated yourself for what you let him do to you but you hated his stupid fucking grin even more.

@jackussy420 @spoookyberry @gnarkillknoxville @ckygetsjobs @lovexjoe

[bambimargera]

Vacation Babysitter (NSFW) Dico x Novak

No one trusts Novak alone in the house while the rest of the crew are out traveling, so Dico is appointed honorary babysitter.

Contains: Aggression, Dirty and Inappropriate talking, Blowjobs/Throat fucking, Consensual forcefulness, Water

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“Just because ‘Boy Wonder’ says you have to babysit me, doesn’t mean you have to follow me from room to room, jackass.” Novak grunted, crossing his arms to turn in the door frame of the bathroom.

“I know, but I’m getting paid either way so I might as well get his money’s worth.” Dico snickered, playfully shoving the shorter man’s arm sending him tumbling backwards into the bathtub.

“Woah Novak, holy shit! You made of fuckin feathers?!” Dico yelled, baffled at what little effort it took to send Novak flying.

Dico stepped closer into the bathroom and the pair stared at each other in silence for a moment, before erupting into big dumb chuckles. “You look so pathetic like that” He sneered, looking over the sprawled-out addict in the tub.

“Well take a picture it’ll last longer.” Novak scoffed, attempting to lift himself from the awkward position. He put his hand against the slick wall, only for it to slip off and land bottom on the tub with a loud screeching thud. “Shut your fuckin mouth.” He growled, unsuccessfully cutting off Dico’s laugh.

Dico approached the bathtub and towered over the tub-thumping dirtbag. “You’re pretty defenceless, aren’t you buddy?” He smirked, lowering his voice to a dark tone Novak had never heard before- it scared him a little. Novak chuckled anxiously up to meet the other man’s eyes, “Looks like it, you’re loving this aren’t you?”

“Not yet.” Dico beamed, turning on the cold water to shower down at the unexpected man. “Now I am.”

Novak yelped out a high pitch scream and flailed around in the tub until it was slowly turned off. “You look like a drowned rat.” The dark-haired man’s smirk widened into a smile as he held the shower head above the nervous blonde. He waited until Novak’s eyes met his before turning on the water again and laughed maniacally at the mans pathetic whines. Shutting it off again, he snapped his fingers to get Novak’s attention. “You’re getting the bathtub filthy from your sick clothes, take your shirt off.” Dico demanded, impatiently snapping and pointing.

Novak smiled and winked at Dico, confident that he was just bluffing. “Easy killer.. buy me a drink first at least.” He chuckled, wiping the water drops from his brow. -Blast- The freezing water hit him hard and fast. “Did you think I was fucking joking? Take off your filthy clothes you dirtbag.” Dico insisted again, cocking an eyebrow in such agitation it almost seemed to say, ‘do not fuck with me’. Novak yelped out again, high pitched and out of breath- it was almost impossible not imagining he’d sound the same while getting absolutely railed... Dico couldn’t rid his mind of the thought of it. Novak’s small body twisted around showcasing his tiny waist, Dico needed him now. He slowly turned off the water and extended his hand to help Novak stand.

Novak’s expression dropped and he slowly positioned himself to stand, confused and dripping wet. He anxiously did a double take to Dico as he let go off his hand and sighed as he unbuttoned and let his heavy wet jeans fall to his ankles. Not wanting to lose this brave momentum, he quickly slipped off his dripping t shirt. A little uncomfortable, he attempted to cover himself up like a model from a swimsuit issue.

Dico grinned, sizing the pathetic man up and down. “Do you know how many times I’ve wanted to put you in your place like this?” That dark tone was back, and it made Novak shiver.

“So... humiliating me with water is your big ‘revenge’? Wow, well come on kil-“Novak’s mockery was cut short as Dico threw his hand around his throat, squeezing harshly. “I’m so tired of hearing you” he glared deep into the blue eyes, “I think we both know your mouth is better for other things.”

Novak reached up to grasp the hand around his throat and pulled it away slowly. He locked eyes with Dico as he carefully knelt down in the bathtub, resting his hands on the side like a eager pup awaiting a treat.

Dico hummed to himself, almost unable to believe he was really going to do this- after all the times he had ridiculed Novak for being such a man whore, he had let himself become captivated by those pretty eyes. He watched Novak’s face as he slowly undid his belt and unzipped his jeans. He paused for a moment to let the tension grow, palming himself with one hand and shower head in the other. “I cannot believe I’m saying this but…hurry up, don’t be such a cock tease.” Novak whined, staring longingly at Dico’s growing bulge that just so happened to be eye level. Dico scoffed at the unexpected words and slowly pulled down his boxers, his thick cock springing free to ‘boop’ the blonde on the nose. Not wasting anytime, Novak grasped the member and pushed it into his mouth, immediately setting a fast pace of coordinated movements.

“Fuck- just use your mouth, slut.” Dico gasped at the sudden warmth, throwing his head back in pleasure. He bucked his hips deeper into the mans throat feeling him choke slightly. Dico had forgotten all about what was in his hand, and accidentally squeezed on the shower head blasting Novak with cold water. Novak yelped around the dick in his mouth, sending orgasmic vibrations through Dico’s entire body. Dico looked down to see Novak’s eyes screwed shut, bobbing up and down on his dick like his life depended on it, and blasted him again. Novak whined loudly with a fully stuffed mouth, erupting a guttural moan from Dico who rested his free hand on the back of the greasy blonde head.

He weaved his fingers in with the hair so that he had a good hold and moved the smaller man’s head in faster rhythm. He pushed himself deep into Novak’s throat, feeling him gargle on spit that shot out around his dick in white foamy strings.

Novak was secretly enjoying every moment being used like this. He reached down to stroke his throbbing cock in a matching rhythm and moaned loudly even as the cold water was blasted down on his body once again. Dico raised one leg on the side of the tub and pulled Novak’s face closer, thrusting himself so deep down his throat that he wasn’t sure if the blue eyes were watering, or were wet from being blasted. He began thrusting so violently that Novak placed his wet hands against the moving thighs, desperately attempting to save himself the whiplash.

Dico was lost in pleasure, he couldn’t believe how good Novak’s mouth felt, and how good he was at taking dick. He couldn’t hold back his moans anymore and he let his mouth fall open as he pushed Novak’s head back and forth on his length, picking up speed with every thrust. “Fuck- don’t stop... Fuck I’m gonna cum, want me to cum down your throat, whore?” Dico groaned, he knew Novak was unable to answer, but he loved the vibrations he felt as the man attempted to say “yes please.”

Dico threw the shower head down and held the back of the blonde’s head with both hands, thrusting so fast that the ‘squelching’ echoed through the bathroom. Novak softly rubbed Dico’s thighs to ground him back to reality and looked up to meet his gaze with a teary doe eyes.

Dico’s thrusts hitched as he pushed Novak’s face completely down on his cock, shooting his huge load down the man’s throat. He held him there until the intense pleasure subsided, and slowly pulled him away with a long string of spit connecting to the swollen pink lips.

“Think you put me in my place enough? Or are you wanting more... ?” Novak spoke so softly it was almost a whisper. Dico smirked and shook his head, extending his hand once again to help Novak out of the bathtub- still naked, hard, and soaking wet.

“Oh my god what a whore...” Dico moaned out, looking over Novak’s cock dripping a mixture of water and pre cum. “You deserved every minute of that, and you loved it. Just don’t expect me to go so easy on you if you continue to be such a cock sucker all the time.” Although his words were harsh, he held the smaller man’s chin delicately with his fingers and pulled him in for a soft kiss.

“I um.. yeah.. I’ll behave myself, when necessary.” Novak winked and softly kissed back before retrieving his clothes from the tub. They smiled at each other as Dico stepped backwards out of the bathroom pulling the door behind him, “if you ever say anything about this to anyone I’ll hit you with my car.” Novak chuckled and nodded his head as the door closed, leaving him in privacy.

“What the fuck was that..” Novak thought to himself as he sunk down against the door like a giddy lovestruck teenager, “God, I really am a whore.”

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idk man this just popped into my head and it needed to exist

requests open!