#did you just...

[tapioca-teas]

@treefish

[bearcat-screms]

Legends Arceus evo spoipers

TYPHLOSION OMG OMG OMG AAAAAA

Update: I JUST SENT IT INTO BATTLE OMG ITS SO COOL IM CRYIN ;O;

[northernsunshine-blog]

After a long day of doing nothing, wearing our sweatpants and hoodies, my wonderful wife comes up to me as I’m lazily watching the dogs in the back yard and puts her arms out for a hug.

Y’all, this is like when animals give you belly...you CAN NOT say no to a wifey hug!

So, wifey gets her a big ol’ comfy snuggle when a small “pop” comes from my...frontal...area.

Wifey looks me dead in the eye - still hugging - and gently asks “Did you queef?”

To which I reply simply by pulling out my phone, with popsocket half crunched in, push the popsocket the rest of the way in and...

Nothing. It made no noise. But I SWEAR I didn’t queef and she won’t believe me!

[the-quotable-alberta-hansard]

November 28, 2018

Mr. Dreeshen: Madam Chair, if you’d allow me, Jerry Dias, the president of Unifor, a couple of weeks ago came out with some very heavy partisan attacks against Conservatives and to say that we will stop Conservatives. It’s interesting that here you have a union boss who goes out of his way to engage in hyperpartisan attacks and then weeks later the Oshawa plant closes and 2,500 of his members are going to lose their job. To me it’s unbelievable when you allow unions to be left unchecked.

[the-nonhylian-auraxh-blog]

jack-iownyourtesticles-frost replied to your post:.

*huggles* bae be the warrior that slays all your demons also chocolate

i'm not a warrior and did you just

use a muse pun?

because auraxh is a demon bro