@dieuaile platonic touches: 22. Leaning their head on mine’s shoulder tiredly ( prince/gardener au)
It was late in the afternoon as a pair sat under a tree while a light warm breeze came through. The tree in question was an apple tree a little further away from the main part of the castle grounds where most of the gardens were located. But there were a few places just a little further away to be a bit more private but still in view for the most part. Crowley had gotten a lot of his gardening done earlier in the day and could always be finished off tomorrow or later before the sun went down. And while he worked he had noticed a certain prince watching him again with some conversation here and there.
Having taken off his gloves Crowley offered a small temptation of a picnic for just the two of them. They wouldn’t be far and he had the perfect spot and was pleased when Aziraphale accepted the offer and it didn’t take him long to procure some food and snatch a bottle of wine before leading off to the tree they were currently under. Crowley chatted and was just enjoying the prince’s company until he felt a head on his shoulder.
Head turned in a curious manner to be met with soft blond curls of the other’s hair. A brow cocked up wondering why before he tilted his head a bit further to get a better look and noticed the half-lidded eyes that were beginning to fight to stay open. He supposed that with the ideal conditions of the afternoon, and a bit of wine and good food could help lull anyone to sleep if comfortable enough. A smile came to his lips as he gave Aziraphale a gentle nudge.
“Aziraphale, hey-” he spoke softly.
“Do you want to go back? You seem to be slowly slipping here and I wouldn’t mind sitting right here longer and having a nice nap but I don’t know how much longer I can keep you whisked away try as I might. “
“How could I ever deny my angel a kiss?” Lucifer hums, reaching up and gently tipping Aziraphale’s chin up with the tip of two of his fingers. Lucifer leans in and captures the other’s lips with his own. A soft hum escaping him.
The whiskey was numbing the pain behind their black-eye, the area puffed and purple though B had never been vain about their appearance. It was just the outward picture of what was actually inside. Blood, guts, organs that do things. They snorted, taking Aziraphale’s chin between their fingers. ‘You can’t tell him what I did,’ they said, trying their hardest to keep eye contact with him even as they gestured to the apartment above. The whiskey was doing more than just numb the pain it seemed. Playfully, they squished his lips together, amusing themselves with the action. ‘You’re too kind to... all this.’ It’s a thank you without it being said; they never did learn how to be thankful or accept kindness. Squishing his lips again, they moved in, pressing their own lips against his in a sloppy smack.
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General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Forever and always
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It was a slow burn, started for Lu back when Az was dating Crowley
How was their first kiss? - a little rough, Lu was angry and Az just pushed him over the edge with the way he was looking at and talking to him
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Lu
Who is the best man/men? - Crowley, Beelzebub, Hastur and Ligur
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - N/A
Who did the most planning? - Az with Crowley’s help
Who stressed the most? - A little bit of both
How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (The Godfather is getting married, of course it’s gonna be fucking huge)
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Rival mobs
Sex:
Who is on top? - Lu
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both
How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? -Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Depends if they do quickies or not. Quickie wise five to ten minutes otherwise they can go at least three maybe four rounds
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes and if not Lu makes sure Az gets more
How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - None
How many children will they adopt? - They haven’t talked about adopting but with their life style it’s safe to say they won’t be adopting.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - They do it together or they order out
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Lu
Who does the grocery shopping? - Az
How often do they bake desserts? - Not very often, hardly ever
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - A little bit of both
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Lu
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Both
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Neither
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both
Who is really against chores? - Neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - They take turns
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Lu if he’s in a hurry
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither, nobody visits their house, they conduct business it the bar
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Az
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Lu used to take him out in the morning but after he was attacked, he and Az take the dog out together in the evening
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They really don’t
What are their goals for the relationship? - To survive any and all hits put out on them
Greetings from Italy! Venice more precisely. Had to pop in for a little while down here. Don’t know how long I’ll be. It’s rather quite lovely this time of year. I think you’d like it, maybe I could tempt you to join me sometime. Don’t think I could step food in Rome though. I’ll bring back a few bottles of wine though. I found a few of this one vintage that you really must try. Try to write again sometime, you can cross my heart on that.
@dieuaile 50/50 shot at getting a baby demon or baby archangel: 🎠
The demon couldn’t believe it as he stared at himself in a mirror. Smaller hands coming up to grasp at his own hair that he was ready to pull out. He couldn’t be a kid. He just couldn’t be! Not possible! Could it? Crowley didn’t have time to dwell on it when he noticed another reflection with his and he immediately whipped around.
“Aziraphale!”
The smaller and higher-pitched voice of a child squeaked as he looked up at the angel. He immediately turned a bright red that almost matched his hair as he began to make wild hand gestures.
“No! No, don’t look. It’s not what it looks like! I’m not- This isn’t- I mean- This is all a dream! Yes! A dream! You’ve finally fallen asleep for once oh, I don’t know, reading a book! Or something. This isn’t real and all a figment of your imagination and I am NOT a kid right now. I’m not!”
@dieuaile soulmate aus are my soulmate: 5. the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you touch them.
Now that he thought about it Crowley really couldn’t believe how they had never had a brush before like this. In the thousands of years that they had been on this Earth together not once had they shared a touch, a fleeting brush, anything that would have made them touch before but Crowley couldn’t recall very many times that happened. In fact, he wouldn’t be realizing this now if they had brushed before but their hands brushing as he handed over the books in the case sent a spark running through him that bloomed in his chest.
Crowley knew he had loved Aziraphale long before this, at the beginning of it all at the Garden he did. He just never thought that this would happen in the least considering who he was and what Aziraphale was. He actually didn’t think that he deserved a soulmate let alone thought that as a demon he would have the opportunity for such a thing. But he felt it surge through him and he wondered if the angel felt the same thing. Did he know? Did he feel it? Crowley didn’t say anything as he smiled and began to walk out of the remains of the rubble of the church.
“A lift home, angel? The car isn’t too far off here, it wouldn’t be a bother?”
