Jul 6, 2018
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You want a resume this sick? Build a JbRes TODAY! https://www.jabord.com/home
Patient: Doctor I think I’m dying
Me, pretending to be a doctor: That’s cool, but have you heard of this dope new website jabord.com? You can go there and create a cool new DigiRes™ for free! Any employer will tell you that a DigiRes™ is a great way to stand out from the crowd and make a good impression to try and get that interview!
Patient: I am literally going to die if I don’t get immediate medical attention
Me: Man that sucks. But at least if you use jabord.com you can be sure that if you do survive all the employers will be begging to hire you!
Patient: Dies
Me: *Slowly climbs out the window and runs away*