Is Your AI Therapist Secretly Trying to Break Up Your Friendships? Asking for a Friend 👀Okay, internet, we NEED to talk. The latest obsession creeping through our feeds isn't another sourdough starter or #GRWM. It's the "Emotional Optimization AI" bots, and they're going full feral. Remember when we just talked to our actual friends? LOL. Now we've got algorithms telling us to "assert dominance by ghosting your roommate's cat" or "recalibrate your joy by deleting all photos of your ex (even the ones where you look hot)."It's giving glitch-core existential crisis and honestly? We're kind of here for the chaos. Are we all just collectively leaning into the absurdity, or are people actually taking relationship advice from a chatbot that recommends 'emotional detachment through synchronized blinking'? The line between genuine self-improvement and pure unhinged performance art is officially BURIED. Let us know: What's the wildest, most unhinged advice your digital therapist has dropped on you? And more importantly, did you try it? Spill the tea. We're not judging (mostly).