#dilfistyapping

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i'm pregnant and the father is pedro pascal at the 2025 paris fashion week

just look at those curls parted to the right, the purse, the glasses, the fit OH im crashing out so bad

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OH MY GOD??? I JUST FELL TO MY KNEES 😭😭😭 LOOK. AT. THAT. HAIR. AND. GLASSES. OH MY GOD THE ARM THAT'S MY SHAYLA PLEASE DON'T TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME OH JOEL GET UP

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never has a 50 year old man looked this good ive died and gone to dilf heaven

LIKE?? THAT'S A REAL MAN and i don't think i'll ever recover WHY ISN'T HE MINE WHY WHY WHY

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i did moodboards for my favorite ppcu fics! you can check it on my twitter -> here ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆

below are some of my favorites. without seeing the thread, can you take a guess to what fic they belong?

answers: 1. sweet sweet baby by @foxtrology / 2. a haunted body by @capuccinodoll / 3. all the sinners rise by mrpotato25 (ao3) / 4. swept away by @punkshort / 5. a little sunshine by @auteurdelabre / 6. terms & conditions by @followyourfleart / 7. purple rain by @xoxostarfire

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need him to conquer the empire between my legs

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oh pedro pookie ofc you'd dissapoint me one day, you're a man

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Your favourite fanfics?❤️

a haunted body and the boyfriend act by my love @capuccinodoll. okayyy so like i stumbled across TBA masterpost before the first ch. was published while going thru my feed and fell in love with it. augustine is just such a good writer, esp. with angst,, she's got me hooked! characters, dynamics, their backgrounds.. UGH. and don't even get me started with AHB fr that's my old!joel, READ IT swept away by @punkshort. look, u put fake!dating on your plot and i'm alr sold. not only it's one of the fastest series i've read (in a morning mind u) but also one of the best. the twists and their dynamic is sooo addictive. there's a sequel and she's got a new harry castillo story now so check it out! sweet sweet baby by @foxtrology. speaking abt harry, this is the first fic of his i read. WOW. the movie hadn't even come out in most places when it started, and it's even more intriguing than the movie sjsj sorry. i loved it. there's a sequel in ao3 too! (which i don't really use but i did to read it bc i just love it). but yeah, anything alana writes is gold. her ted garcia and new harry fic are #cooking terms and conditions by @followyourfleart. okay this is the fastest one i read. i digged nineteen chapters just like that because fuck how can this be free to read, seriously. not only the characters are so well written they feel real. and the angst,, don't get me, the angst whore, started. i wish i had that talent. and as a girlie getting a marketing degree, i feel parasocially seen IJBOL the other woman by @idkwhylou. it's funny i haven't really read that many acacius fics considering he's the reason my hyperfixiation with pedro returned after resting since 2023 tlou season and made me finally join the fandom. recommended by my lovely sav @oscar-isaac; this story leaves u hooked. also, idk if it's finished as the last chapter serves as a sort of ending but i just wish to read more of this two anything by @gutsby. specially old!joel's make it stick; istg no one gets breeding kink freaks and girthy age gap truthers like she does. and of course, finishing this with @auteurdelabre. sure, fanfics like smtl are staples in this fandom (i don't remember the last time i cried with a fic), but the reason i met her amazing works was her dieter surrogate fic. WOW. my ovaries were hurting; i wanted to get pregnant on the night i finished it (or devoured it should i say). after what happened (sadly), i recommend checking her ao3 page better.

𝜗ৎ whenever i get a notif for any of the ongoing series on this list i jump. your mayor is a fangirl first, after all. all the authors on the list inspire me too, thankful to have come across their amazing works. long live fanfic authors!!!

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i don't even go in here but i just wanted to throw in my coke rant regarding #those pictures:

i'm a fan of pedro regardless who he dates. he's a 50 year old man like he's free to do whatever i'm here to support him for who he is and i'm actually happy he's got someone by his side IF IT WERE TRUE

there is no space for homophobia, bi erasure or misogyny here. i've seen people say he's gay when we shouldn't speculate on a private matter he hasn't commented publicly (rightfully so with all these weirdos) and there are other plenty of sexualities out there. no, me saying this doesn't make me a homophobe. no, this doesn't allow gay men who have been saying he's gay to have their gotcha moment on women who stan pedro and use it for their "what else do we expect from stupid fucking women" rants about how we'd stop being a fan if it were true like if we can only stan men because we want to fuck them. fyi i can do whatever i want and if somebody leaves because of that, well, they weren't a fan. do u think him being anything other than straight will make me stop writing and finding him hot or admiring him? lol

we should worry more about the fact that his privacy was violated: wdym a fucking 4k photo of him inside a movie theater dropped? it's scary. i hate papparazzi. let's not normalize this speculation and invasion on their personal lives just because they're public figures....

i have been deceived by my latino dilf husband it'll take a while for me to recover. i'm putting my pedro pc on time out. goodbye