Since y'all loved my first batch of Unstable/Lifesteal headcanons... Here's some more, you greedy pigs. Come get your slop! (Most of this is just Pirateslop)
- when he wakes up, Jaden looks like the fish from tdac episode 7 but when he actually gets ready, he looks like his profile picture
- whenever Jaden gets really up close, you can see tiny slits in his eyes along with a deep beautiful black and blue mix (he's actually a hybrid of shark and pup, along with cat)
- Jaden has a very huge appetite due to his shark hybrid genes and it sometimes causes him to hallucinate (this is my headcanon for why he said burger to a wall of all things 😭)
- Jaden beats up MAPs in his free time. MAPs occasionally come to Pirate City looking for a job after being exiled but Jaden absolutely LOVES that he gets to beat them up and get away with it.
- Jaden loves cats and dogs, he just can't have any because he thinks people will think he's gone soft. His favorite cat breeds are ragdolls while his favorite dog breeds are golden retrievers.
- Dione and Jaden don't have a very nice relationship (they were exes)
- Dione is a fox (Dione fox propaganda)
- Wifies and Jaden are cool with each other but it's like they don't fw each other...
- 4CVIT is a yearner at heart
- Reddoons is pansexual with a preference for women (but he kinda has a crush on his bi roommate)
- Wemmbu was introduced to One Piece by Jaden
- Parrot, Flame, Wemmbu, and Spoke actually met when they were kids.
- Eggchan is both a seraph and a dog
- Eggchan is mixed-race
- Jaden is actually slightly darker than everyone else (excluding Flame and Mane) because of being in the sun all the time due to being King of Pirate City combined with his melanin. Due to being Canadian,
- ManePear has a massive appetite due to his lion genes
- ManePear and Jaden don't get along due to their opposing opinions about Wemmbu. Jaden absolutely has all faith in Wemmbu, Mane still thinks Wem's a lost cause
- Jamato actually does trust Spoke but it isn't because of the exploits, it's because he's impressed by Spoke's ability to endanger the server and he's scared of Spoke but refuses to admit it.
- Jumper is a rabbit. Her and Squiddo are actually besties despite being different species.
- Jumper and Kaboodle are sisters (they're both rabbits please just hear me out)
