#direct mayhem

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YALL THEY KILLED HALASTER BLACKCLOAK THE MAD MAGE OF THE UNDERMOUNTAIN

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me, DM, trying to remind my PCs that they're invisible and can't see what each other are doing: You can dance if you want to. You can even leave your friends behind.

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me roleplaying Asmodeus the Prince of the Nine Hells: I just need you to do this one simple thing for your own benefit

my fiendlock: I can do that! Quick question, yesterday my friend said you wanted my soul?? You don't want my soul right?

Asmodeus, the Father of All Lies: No I do not want you to give me your soul

fiendlock: Cool I knew he was wrong

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i ended last dnd session with a 'suspicious npc' showing up, asking my players for help, and then attacking them (it's an oblex but shhh) but halfway through that encounter when my players realized something was going on, they started asking me how sexily this NPC was dressed, because the last time this happened it was two succubi and, knowing i couldnt roleplay a sexy npc, I just kept repeatedly describing them in sexy faux-armor

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making a character for the campaign one of my players wants to run after i finish running dotmm:

i narrowed it down to a few of my pre-made characters and a couple people liked a nonbinary cleric i had made which excites and terrifies me because i haven't really talked about being nonbinary with this table? (i mean they probably know but still)

i just reworked their character sheet and am STOKED to play them

this game isn't happening for like two months at the earliest rip

the DM for this game is my player who, whenever an NPC is revealed to be wielding a mace, says 'oh this is definitely a bad guy, only bad guys have maces'

you KNOW i took the mace as my cleric starter weapon

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did i redraw this entire dungeon map just so i could replace the spaceship that was on the map in canon with this 3D model of the Starblaster superimposed in? yes i did

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My players, every single time: So here's a wild theory, what if [completely correct theory]?

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“And every time/I roll the dice/Snake eyes never come as a surprise”

I cackle every time this line comes up on the playlist I made for this NPC, because of course in the song the singer means it like ‘i always win’ but in the context of our dnd game where this guy gets laughed out of the room every time he fails a roll...