#dirkzee

[atomic-sludge]

How do we feel about gamdirk??

[dead-birds-art]

'Bouta slam a motherfuckin orange faygo

[curlicuecal]

An Extensive Survey of Kink Synchronization (Dirk/Gamzee) (1/2)

An Extensive Survey of Kink Synchronization (10037 words) by CurlicueCal, LaughingStones Chapters: 1/2 Series: Part 10 of Shadowbound AU Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gamzee Makara/Dirk Strider, Gamzee Makara & Kurloz Makara, Dirk Strider & Hal Strider Characters: Gamzee Makara, Dirk Strider, Kurloz Makara, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal, Jake English, John Egbert Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy, magic as science, Humanstuck, Demonstuck, Daemons, Soul Bond, Gamzee pov, Dirk POV, public discussion of kink, private discussion of kink :3, Kink Negotiation, reference to past jake/dirk, shadows as daemons/familiars Summary:

In which Dirk needs a distraction and obviously sex paperwork is the answer.

[xeno-bio-sociology]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gamzee Makara/Dirk Strider, Hal Strider/Kurloz Makara, Gamzee Makara & Kurloz Makara Characters: Dirk Strider, Gamzee Makara, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal, Kurloz Makara Additional Tags: Recreational Drug Use, Intoxicated cuddling, Metaphysical Shenanigans, Minor issues of consent Series: Part 12 of Shadowbound AU Summary:

Gamzee and Kurloz have a fight.

[berligelin]

OMG so a long time ago i wrote a ridiculous Gamzee x trickster!Dirk fic for my friends and now they want me to put it on the tumblr so jeeeez here we go read at your own risk

Dirk's figure glistened in the moonlight. His chiseled, naked back shone with a glory that Gamzee could barely behold without weeping. Orange suspenders dangled at his sides, his blue beanie t-shirt and tangerine bow tie stripped off of him and cast to the ground beside him. Dirk trembled in the dark, his hands pulling at his perfectly sculpted neon-red hair.

"I can't stand this fucking getup," Dirk growled. "I never should have agreed to this."

Gamzee walked up behind Dirk quietly. "You're still the same as before, bro," he said softly, placing a gray hand on Dirk's bare shoulder. The pink skin was smooth and soft to the touch.

"Right." Dirk kicked off one of his colorful shoes and hurled it off the edge of the cliff. "I'm exactly the same in my horrific goddamn mind. And now I'm dressed in all this stupid trickster crap, and I think my whole body is made of candy."

"What do you mean, brother?"

Dirk reached behind him and grasped Gamzee's hand, guiding it down to the small of his back. Gamzee's long fingers felt the moisture gathering between Dirk's shoulder blades, but it wasn't like regular sweat. It was… sticky.

"It's altering my bodily functions. I don't even wanna know what my shit looks like now. I can't believe I ever thought that this would make me happy. I'm an abomination."

Gamzee inhaled deeply. Then he lowered his head and slowly licked up Dirk's back. The human stiffened as his juggalo companion took a taste of sweet sugar water.

"You know, for an abomination, you're pretty tasty," Gamzee murmured in Dirk's ear.

Dirk stood in silence for a moment, his hands shaking, though it was no longer in anger. Gamzee gently placed his head on Dirk's shoulder. Dirk reached up hesitantly and felt Gamzee's soft ebony hair. The troll shifted his position and wrapped his arms around Dirk's smooth waist, feeling more of the saccharine perspiration gather on Dirk's chest.

"Gamzee…" Dirk whispered.

"Mmm, bro?"

"I…"

"Hey." Gamzee nuzzled his head into Dirk's neck. "You're the same as you were before. You're beautiful. You're just a little bit more… candy."

His gray hands slid up and stroked Dirk's crimson mane.

"Candy, candy red."