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Are you writing a book?

I am indeed. It’s a sequel to the one I wrote last year as part of the National Novel Writing Month.

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Do what you need to man

happypandalols

I know the feeling and, despite my love for my coworkers, I decided to leave.

Why is life so haaaaard? /whine

dirtypenguinmaster replied to your post “My dad used to say, save your sick days for those days when you just...”

Ive been up for two hours trying to get my nose to stop bleeding so I called in too.

Today is kinda a shitty day. I went back to sleep and I've slept like 11 hours.

Houndoom

Houndoom sucks tho

greed

those stupid chef boyardee spaghetti and meatball. shit so good man.

Once you get this you must share 5 random facts about yourself. Then pass it on to your 10 favorite followers. Fuck yea

I really don’t like that I have to pass it on, anyway…

I’m obsessed with Iron Man, I think I have at least 6 figurines

I love the smell of grass (except now all I can think about is that its really a distress signal)

I feel great when I build things

I have an irrational fear of dying in a haunted house

I like to smoke cigars when I’m drunk (not sober, I tried…didn’t like it at all)

Once you get this you must share 5 random facts about yourself. Then pass it on to your 10 favorite followers. Also, solid bucket list.

Oh god.

1. My friends mean more to me than anything else in the world and I would do absolutely anything for them.

2. I have an unwarranted adoration for the Muppets.

3. My favorite Pokemon is Aipom.

4. I’ve had a scar on my face for as long as I can remember, but I have no idea how I got it.

5. I probably won’t send this to 10 people. Sorry, but I’m much too lazy…

Also, thanks! I’m very fond of it :)

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