There's this kid in my physics class who is pretty much a sex god. Like he's tall and slim and has this really gorgeous dark hair and brown eyes. Mind you, I'm not usually into dark-haired people, but he's something all right. He's the type of guy you would see grazing the cover of those twen magazines I used to be obsessed with. You know, the ones witht he collage of hot guys on the cover and some quiz that's supposed to tell you whether your crush likes you or not. He's like the epitome of the good-looking white boys. Let's call him Cody.
So me being me, by the third day of that class I'm already completely smitten with this stupid white boy. And it's the usual shit, you know? Where I can't stop staring at him and totally think of him at night. Where I want him to take me on one of those black lab tables.
But the name of this blog kind of gives away the fact that Cody is a complete disappointment. I realized the day we got put together in the same group. Actually, just today in class we'd been talking about momentum and whatnot. In order to demonstrate something I do not care enough about to explain, my teacher had tossed the ball to the kid right in front of him, about a one feet throw. Very feeble, with barely any force in it. "That's not how you throw a ball, now, is it?" my teacher asked, giving us one his please-tell-me-you-re-getting-this smiles.
And you know what Cody says? You know what little cum slut says?
"Girls do." Cue nervous giggles from half the class while the other half just kind of stares at him, totally understanding the fact that not only is Cody 1) a douchebag but also 2) a sexist pig.
That's not it, though. The other day we had this military exhibition thing at our school. Essentially, soldiers took us inside this van (that sounds so creepy, I swear it's not) and showed us a ton of equptment they use and some of us went through a flight simulator. So a few of us were just kind of standing there, fiddling with whatever shit we have in our pockets, just really wanting to get the hell out of there. One of the soldier guys starts asking us what we want to do after high school ( I kind of hide in the back, totally trying to avoid this question).
He asks a few of the girls in front of me. "Something with music," one of them says. "Psychology," says another. And then he gets to Cody. The little sarcastic bitch says how he wants to be a nurse. He says it expecting laughs, of course. Half of the shit that comes out of his mouth is said for the pure fucking purpose of getting attention.
Anyway, the soldier says, "We have those in the military."
"Male nurses?" Cody asked.
"Are they straight?" He chuckled.
This really annoyed me. That just showed me just how big of a bigot he is. He might be pretty, he might be hot as hell, but he is pure shit. A handsome, sexist, bigoted pig that feeds on the laughter earned from cheap jokes on the expense of women, LGBTQA people, and pretty much anyone who isn't male, white, and straight. He might be cute, but, really, he's just another disappointing man. Like I don't have enough of those in my life.
