#distinguisaur

[garret-spork]

There are occasions when I have to acknowledge that my brother in law is a top bloke

I came home from work and the first thing I noticed was a Blu-Ray copy of 'Deep Blue Sea' on the table.

Tonights going to be a blast.

[defira85]

How to train your brother: Feminist edition

Sibling came stomping out of his bedroom, muttering under his breath. Apparently, while playing SWTOR, he noped the fuck out of Alderaan altogether (rather than, you know, closing general chat) because people were discussing who they thought the hottest nerd girl/character ever was and he was so disgusted with the comments (which he described as "skeevy, creepy ass nice guys") that he actually left the entire planet. 

And then he promptly came out and said it was all my fault, and that six months ago before he started living with me he would never have noticed these sorts of things, and now he's disgusted by the creepy sexism and misogyny that once upon a time he was blind to. 

This is the part where I do my Mister Burns impression and say "eeeeeeeeexcellentttttt"

[defira85]

Overheard in our D&D game

"This is for every man who has ever dreamed of wielding a bear!"

"Surprisingly, that's a lot of men."

[defira85]

Watching Captain America with Sibling and Mr Defira

Defira: I just... I can never believe it

Mr Defira: What's that?

Defira: I can never really believe that Steve Rogers can grow that much that quickly WITHOUT getting any stretch marks

Sibling: Well, that's because Chris Evans is a sexy, sexy man

[rprambles]

distinguisaur started following you

Hello and welcome! ^^

[defira85]

Lady Defira. [Taps foot] What is this I hear about you flushing lyrium? This is a very valuable substance and now I wish to listen to the toilet singing. The plumber is not impressed with this. At all. I do not understand you mortals.

... I swear I don't know what you're talking about...

IT WAS SIBLING

/runs away

[defira85]

Adsiltia Rihl, Mirialan Jedi Consular

She was daddy's little princess, used to a pampered life of diplomatic parties and galas in the brightest ports in the galaxy. The life of a consular sounds just perfect when her father first suggests it, a way to gain more prestige while continuing on just as she pleases...

... until her first assignment is to go and hunt down flesh somethings... flesh reavers? Flesh horrors? She wasn't even listening to the boring old woman...

... and then it turns out that perhaps daddy didn't think so highly of her abilities after all, because he was there. Her stupid big brother, strutting about and stealing all of her glory. 

Daddy didn't even get her an ewok for her last birthday, and now he was sending this brute to lurch around after her. Not a good first day at all.

Sibling and I were being stupid and invented in-game siblings. Adsiltia and Callista are a Jedi Consular and Knight respectively, and their mother is an ambassador and their father does something with lots of money, Tia doesn't much care for the details. They are both pretty shitty Mirialans, and as their tattoos indicate they haven't really done a lot worthy of praise so far. Daddy's money gets most doors open for them.