#ditzy doll

[bvnniebby]

[val-the-slut]

humping my pillow just like dad taught me

[shouj0]

frolicking thru life like a confused victorian child w internet access lol

—from the silly little mind of moi~

[piastridreams]

cheater!lando and ditzy!reader

cheater!lando would stay out all night with some random girls in a club. but ditzy!reader would just welcome him home with that soft smile and big doe eyes. he simply hummed satisfied with what he sees and goes in the bathroom to freshen up. ditzy!reader is clueless in his infidelities. 

cheater!lando would purposely miss dinner so he could avoid ditzy!reader. poor girl would sit at the dinner table waiting. the roast she spent all day making turning cold as the seconds passed by. ditzy!reader would text cheater!lando but only get a one worded ; abbreviated, text. ‘otw’. but he wasn’t , he was somewhere on a yacht with random strangers he just met.

ditzy!reader would just wait for cheater!lando to come home. she simply sat at the dinner table, roast untouched , a bottle of wine is finished though. once cheater!lando walked in the door she would immediately stand up to heat up his food. ‘hi love! are you hungry? i made roast!’ lando huffed in response. ‘i’m good’. he simply walked into the bedroom and shut the door. ditzy!reader would simply follow her lover to bed.

cheater!lando coming home from a night out. he absolutely smelled strongly of another women’s perfume. though he knew that but he still had no shame and still sat next to you on the couch. ‘hey baby , you smell nice.’ ditzy!reader would complement with no bad thought in her clueless head. ‘a new fragrance?’ she questioned. cheater!lando simply nodded.

ditzy!reader would notice cheater!lando’s phone blowing up. ‘who’s that babe?’ cheater!lando quickly flipped his phone over. ‘nobody.’ ditzy!reader hummed in response. ‘you have been gone a lot lately. you are barely home.’ she frowned. cheater!lando brushed her off. ‘been busy.’ ‘that’s okay my love.’ poor girl has no clue what her ‘man’ has been doing.

[pinkkpetals]

You have the most fuckable tits. I'd love to slide my cock between them

like this ? 😘

[dollsdigitaldiary]

౨ৎ normalize letting me talk without making any sense

[val-the-slut]

i have a cunt, that makes me porn.

[prettywhiteoleanders]

i literally know for a fact im smart but i lack so much common sense everyone just thinks im dumb! i get called blonde at least 3x a day or sometimes they’ll just pat my head and be like it’s okay 💔 like im not dumb just a little ditzy 🫩