Yeah man I'm a fucking genius. I wanted to glue two corkboards together so the thumbtacks wouldn't run into my wall so I got some wood glue and lathered the shit out of the first one and stuck the cut second one onto it (poorly cut, amorphous whatever) only to realize I couldn't hold it all down at once cos I don't have enough big clamps. Ended up moving it to the big table and putting boxes and shit on it. Whil elooking for more stuff to put on top I suddenly realized I'm utterly stupid cos I have a roll of two side Velcro tape I took from work a couple years back that I've never used cos it's so good it'd rip the paint out of the wall if I ever wanted to remove it but would've been ideal for this. Yay for hindsight. Guess if the wood glue ends up not working I'll resort to that but man what a waste of glue, time and corkboard (could've used the whole thing if I'd Velcroed it)