#djd headcanons

[signedaiko]

Hii just saw the regenerating human on the DJD thingy and I was wondering what each of them thought of reader individually 👀

Decepticon Justice Division [MTMTE]

In which the DJD finds a human far, far away from their planet, that they just cannot seem to kill.

Reader is: Gender Neutral | Human | Unaligned. Platonic.

Warning: Hurtful comments/thoughts | Reader 'death'

Helex thinks you're cool, freaky, but cool

What someone is doesn't really bother him; organic or not, if you can't be killed, then he may as well enjoy your properties

You're not worth even trying to kill, not his usual way, because human fluids get really caked on, and he doesn't want to clean up stuck-on flesh

Kaon will never get over how infuriating it is that you can just...live through his strongest shocks

They don't even incapacitate you for that long; a week, and you'll be up and at it again

Instead, he's focusing on what he can do to make your life a living hell: restraints, isolation, treating you like shit

Oh well, he'll get over it eventually

Nickel hates organics a lot, so she doesn't mind watching your torture even if it does little to you mentally

But, eventually, enough is enough for her

If it's really not doing anything, and they won't get rid of you, she will put up with you

She is interested in monitoring your mental state and determining whether it can revert to its initial emotional state

Tarn just doesn't have time for these sorts of things

His voice can't control non-mechanical forms, so it's not as if he can do anything but shoot you or get creative

He's fine with keeping you around for research purposes, and of anyone, he's the least concerned with your existence so long as you don't get in the way of anything

Once his team gets bored, like they always do, he'll throw you away again

Tesarus is bothered, only because you're easy to step on, and it's extremely difficult for him to clean all the nooks and crannies of his peds

You're not that interesting, you're easy to kill and shred and take forever to put yourself back together

If you want to hang around him, fine, he'll talk if you ask the right questions, too

Vos finds you most intriguing, though that is of his scientific nature to want to study

You're also not as small compared to him, so he can really get a good look at how your flesh pulls itself back together after being torn and ripped

It's fascinating, and you've become a frequenter of his lab so he can forcefully collect samples and try to recreate the technology with Cybertronian metals

Author's Note - These guys r a little mean and evil but thats cool...thank you for requesting!

Part One

[haxel-got-bored]

Hey this might be weird , but can you do , djd killed a human and they haunt them , i really wanna see what kind of reaction they have to ghosts , like do organics have a soul ?? Or what ever you want

thats morbid as fuck. sick

TW: i do go into (minor) detail about how they tortured the human. i refer to the human as “you”, it’s kind of a subconscious because that’s just how i write. these parts are in —italics—

DJD being haunted by a human

—It’s pretty obvious why you’re haunting them.—

—If they didn’t just step on you, they tortured you. Horribly.—

—I’ve said before that Helex is very interested in human stomachs because he compares them to his smelter, he takes the chance to see a human stomach up close.—

—Nickel is more than happy to take revenge for her home. She has always wondered how humans move around, she’d love to see how tendons work instead of gears and pulleys.—

—All of them are rather curious if humans splat or crunch. They’ve had arguments about it before, and they placed bets before they chucked you at a wall to finish it all off.—

—Nickel wasn’t to happy about that though, she made them clean it up.—

[TORTURE TW OVER/FINISHED]

Tesarus or Vos is the first to see your ghost.

Tes gets bored and wanders the ship just looking for something to put his energy into. Usually he gives up and takes a nap

Depending on whether you wanna scare him or make him feel guilty doesn’t matter. He’s freaked the fuck out

The rest of the DJD come running when Tes lets out a high pitched screech

They don’t see anything and they (mostly Helex) relentlessly make fun of Tes

for 1. that fucking scream because what in the pit and 2. he’s scared of a human. a human ghost that doesn’t exist

You go around and pick them out one by one to scare them.

Kaon is especially freaked out. He’s blind and relies on echolocation (i love that this is cannon) when he doesn’t have the pet, and the fact that he can tell where you are scares him.

He can’t see you, can’t touch you, can’t hear you walk or breathe, and he can’t find where you are with echolocation.

The only way he knows you’re there is if the pet goes crazy or you make yourself known

Tarn is either freaking the fuck out or he tries to talk to you while internally freaking out.

Nickel is the one who actually tries to talk to you. Only because she thinks it’s annoying that harmless little you is completely disabling the most feared division in the universe.

When they finally all group up to discuss what’s happening, they all kind of agree they thought humans didn’t have souls.

They think of humans how a human would think of a bug; step on it and move on. Just more intelligent (though not much)

They just hate you, and they let it be known. Tarn is the one that realises you hold the power; being immortal and unharmable and all

—He at least tries to be civil. It’s extremely awkward, because his team was laughing while they killed you brutally and now he’s being all polite.—

Vos is the only one that kind of enjoys this. He doesn’t wanna talk about the noise he made when he saw you in the vents for the first time, but he appreciates a fellow scare artist.

It’s kind of an unspoken truce between the two of you (eventually)

And between you and Tarn. He has no idea what you can truly do and doesn’t want to find out, so he makes it a point to try and stay on your good side.

That doesn’t mean he’s not a little off put, he just not an asshole about it like Helex is.

Helex’s mouth is a trash dump when you’re near him. Every organic slur in the book is thrown at you, whether you know what it means or not.

Tes can’t look you in the eye. Or at you in general. He’s embarrassed by that scream and he can’t stand how awkward it is to have a former victim standing in front of him

[signedaiko]

What headcanons would you have for members of the DJD of your choice, and how they’d react to finding a fembot that has no idea who they are. They found her ship on a nearby planet after picking up on its signal. She was in stasis for so long that she had no idea there was a war, and therefore has no idea what an Autobot or Decepticon is. Imagine their utter confusion lol

Helex [MTMTE]

- Helex had stayed behind when a few of the others embarked on what he described as a 'side quest' - What they brought home was more questionable than the signal itself - A femme with no insignia, no sided signal code, it was as though she was untouched by time - You were naturally unfrighten by your scenario, even seeming to find it 'cool' that you were living the future - " My designation is Y/N! " you introduced yourself as an explorer, someone who mapped stars for Cybertron - " Call me Helex " He was the first to speak up other than Tarn, much to the surprise of everyone - You seemed very interested in the bots and how they looked, and all the new tech they used - Helex rather enjoyed history, and while he would tell you about the now, you told him all about the then - He wouldn't want to tell you what he did for a living, and would try his best to hide it from you as long as possible

Kaon [MTMTE]

- The only recognizable thing that identified you was your Cybertronian Medical Division badge, the older one, from just before the war started - Nickel seemed to take a liking to you as well, and introduced you to Kaon soon after - There was a click between you two, and the con was enjoying such a sweet personality he could pick apart - Surprisingly, you didn't seem all that bothered by darker topics (which should be assumed considering you were apart of a medical team) - Kaon is proud to tell you what he does and in great detail - You do realize that things like torture are normal now, and see it as an opportunity to learn more about the new anatomy of Cybertronian - Kaon would find someone for you to dissect, and bring back parts of mech's he killed that he knew you were interested in - You jokingly call him your 'own personal black market'

Vos [MTMTE]

- Vos was one of the few that went to retrieve you - He was also the quickest to catch you when you stumbled out of a sudden and long lasting stasis - The purple con turned to his leader and spoke in old Cybertronian - Was very surprised when you mumbled a response of confusion back to him - They learnt that you were from far before the war, from when old Cybertronian was just in its dying age - But you still knew it! far more than any of the others - He insisted on being the one to get you back to the Peaceful Tyranny, and never took his optics off of you after - Because of this you felt compelled to interact with him since not many of the others did - Vos enjoyed sharing plenty of his more complicated theories with his sciences - Ended up teaching you all about Chemistry - Forgets all about his DJD lifestyle, and is entirely captured on telling you about his hobbies, he wants to keep you from the messy post war destruction

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Authors Note - Can you tell I adore Vos? My god he is the bestttt, I also wanted to include one of the two less appreciated cons aka Helex!

[signedaiko]

Hmmmm may I have a headcanons on mtmte Kaon x Quiet! Reader

Kaon [MTMTE]

- You'd think someone so silent and someone so blind wouldn't be a good mix - But after being adopted into the DJD as a linguist, you and kaon got along well - You were just there to teach Vos neocybex, and the others old cybertronian - Yet it all seemed to work out in favour of you two - You were soft spoken, and often made yourself noticeable to him by linking arms or leaving a hand on his shoulder - Eventually you went everywhere with him, assisting him in his day to day chores - You never left the ship, though, you were well aware of what they did and did not intend on walking in on it - Kaon took notice, and began to- ironically enough- escort you to nearby cities after their jobs were done - You would describe to him how everything looked as you would venture through - He would speak to anyone who came along so you didn't have to - " For a linguist, you sure hate talking, dontcha? " - A tightened grip following that made him chuckle - After they attack their targets, you normally clean him up of any...fluids and 'debris' - He tends to be a riled up after and might accidentally shock you - Immediately kisses at your digits and apologizes - Kaon is extremely sadistic and cruel but you will never catch him doing that to you - Sort of - I mean he likes to scare you a little - By a little I mean he once convinced you you were on the list - You will never recover and nor will he from the absolute LECTURE he got from Tarn after you cried at your next meeting with him - Young Love tm - Don't let that convince you he doesn't absolutely adore you, though

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Authors Note - I was so excited to get to this one, I ADORE kaon and I'm so happy you asked! Cybertronian Reader was assumed

[haxel-got-bored]

Hello! I love seeing more djd fans, I know there's not a ton of us lol. Can I request some general Helex headcanons? They can be anything, I just love Helex lol

hey! ofc lol, i love him too

this really ended up being a brain dump so it’s just really random lmfao

TW: Helex being… Helex. hes gross with humans. also, drinking/getting drunk. these parts are in —italics—

General Helex Headcanons

Vos loves to hide in Helex’s smelter. Remember this (it’s on the test)

The inside of Helex’s smelter isn’t that sensitive: he can’t feel inside of it. So when someone is in there, he doesn’t know.

The only way he really knows is when someone tells him, or if the bot was smelted and Helex can feel the molten metal sloshing around.

Helex also randomly heats up his smelter, it kind of depends on his mood. Turns out the sound of a huge smelter heating up is really intimidating, and great way to get free drinks.

So the first time Vos ever climbed into the smelter (around when he first joined) Helex didn’t realise he was in there until Helex heard pounding on the door.

Vos wasn’t smelted, but he did give Helex a piece of his mind.

Of course he still hides in the smelter because it’s a warm place on that Primus forsaken frozen ship

Since then, Helex has always been nervous when he can’t see Vos

He keeps the door unlocked and just reaches a hand in every now and then to make sure there’s not a bot in there

Helex likes to hold hands. He uses his smaller hands to hold hands with Kaon and Vos (he would with Nickel but 1. She’s scary and 2. She would beat his ass if he tried), and he uses the bigger ones to hold hands with Tesarus and Tarn

His smelter is mostly self cleaning, the heat melts the extra metal off the sides so it can be drained via crying it down the lights on Helex’s face

But it does need to be hand cleaned every now and then when metal hardens too fast and clogs something

—In the instance a member of the DJD gets a human s/o, or knowing them a human pet, he’s not so interested in their brains, but their stomachs.—

—From what he’s heard, their stomachs are like his smelter. It breaks down food, but with acid instead of heat.—

—He hates fleshies, but he’s not totally opposed to ripping one open to see what their smelter-stomach-things are like—

Despite not being able to feel inside of his smelter, the sloshing of the molten metal makes him very nauseous.

Also I know this is cannon but I just find it adorable how Helex is embarrassed of the smelter noises (sloshing and gurgling) and he waddles instead of walks 😭

—Helex goes to bars as a pastime when the Peaceful Tyranny lands for whatever reason, and tends to get absolutely hammered—

—Drunk Helex is very touchy (hugs, back pats, etc.) and smiley as long as you don’t piss him off—

—He does have a short temper when drunk, though. Backhanded compliments or drunk bots stumbling into him piss him off really fast—

—So usually someone will go with Helex so he doesn’t kill someone, by request of Tarn—

[haxel-got-bored]

i have a lot of headcanons i wanna get out there so here it is

General DJD headcanons

Well first of all Tesarus definitely has some sort of attention disorder, probably ADD

He’s also very sarcastic, but when it comes to someone else being sarcastic to him he has a hard time understanding.

Tesarus just takes things very literally

That’s also why he and Helex are such good friends. He kind of looks to Helex to help him out if he doesn’t know when someone is being sarcastic or not.

Tesarus can sleep anywhere at any time. The DJD have found him and Vos passed out just about everywhere.

Same for Helex and Vos, though with Helex, Vos likes to recharge in the smelter

Helex likes to freak out people by making vore jokes and at this point the DJD doesn’t know if he’s joking anymore

Kaon is the only one who takes the time to clean himself after hunts.

In my human s/o hcs I said he would go straight to his s/o to tell them all about the hunts. That still stands, but he really only does that for exciting hunts. He at least tries to clean up a bit after an average one

When no one knows where Vos is, everyone is on high alert. Why? Because that means he’s hiding in the vents somewhere and he’s planning to jump on someone’s head to scare the fuck out of them

He does this because he’s bored. And usually if he’s not hunting, he’s bored.

Tarn likes to have one-on-one days with each of the members. It’s canon that they do trust exercises, so I think they also do bonding activities

Whether that be playing a card game as a group, or going in pairs to a bar, Tarn makes sure that everyone is comfortable with everyone

Nickel tags along sometimes. She claims it’s because they’re all stupid and someone is sure to get hurt, but she really just cares about them

Nickel is just very “tough love”. She yells at Ted for not sharpening his blades because if they were to get damaged, he would be in pain.

She nags at Helex to clean his mouth because she doesn’t want him to get an infection, or to get sick

She tells everyone to clean off after hunts because Primus knows what vermin that smell could attract

Nickel just cares about them. It becomes increasingly obvious when anyone get seriously injured. She’s much more lenient and gentle with them, and more pushy to the others to do so as well.

Tesarus’s blender is very sensitive. Not that touching it will hurt, but he knows everything that goes on in there.

Helex, on the other hand, is very oblivious to anything that goes on in his smelter.

He’s found Vos recharging in it before, and he has no idea when Vos got in there.

Everyone has carried Vos around at some point or another. Including Nickel (not by her own will, of course. Vos more or less leaped into he arms)

Vos’s favourite places are Helex’s smelter and Tarn’s shoulders.

i have so many more but i think i should end this here lmfao

[haxel-got-bored]

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hey, im haxel

ill write for only mtmte. i don’t have a posting schedule. i post when i finish an ask. if you wanna request just read the rules pinned on my page, my ask box is usually open. thanks :)

headcanons

kaon and tesarus w/ a human s/o

general djd hcs

vos hiding in helex’s smelter

general helex hcs

gamer tesarus/tesarus w/ a human gamer s/o

the djd being haunted by the human they tortured [TW]

djd finding an unaligned fembot who has no idea there was a war

scenarios

none yet

[haxel-got-bored]

I love the idea of tesarus being a gamer

How would he be with a human gamer s/o? Any games you want, but I was thinking something like animal crossing :D

i love that idea! ive never played animal crossing but i want to so bad. i tried to remember as much as i can abt the game but i mightve gotten some things wrong

games i play are mostly just skyrim and overwatch, occasionally night call. all really fun games

Tesarus w/ a gamer human s/o

Tesarus likes to put on the act that he only plays fps (first person shooter) games like Apex and CoD

But if he’s honest he likes the cute games like animal crossing and stardew valley

He puts on that act around you for a while just for the sake of his own pride, even after knowing you play it

You kinda figure it out on your own. Tes watches you playing and shows you secrets and tricks that only someone who’s played a while would know

He gets quiet and embarrassed when asked about it

After a while he gets less embarrassed abt it, he invites you to his island and trades stuff w you, you help each other out

But even so he does also enjoy the shooter games. He loves Apex bc 1. you can play together and 2. you can go at your own pace.

Tes prefers apex over Overwatch for that reason, and Overwatch is just too fast for him. He also just can’t stand getting fucked by a Doomfist from out of no where

He likes watching you play Skyrim.

In Skyrim I tend to just buy stuff for my houses and decorate a lot. The Adventurer’s Basement mod is a literal blessing for this reason

Tes tends to only play console/controller. He just can’t play as well with keyboard and mouse, plus he can sit however he wants with a controller.