Jul 8, 2018
@dontcallmeteddy
“The early worms get the bird! I mean- uh, the early-” he talks too fast, thinks even quicker, and it leaves his tongue in knots sometimes. Or maybe that’s just, you know, all the blood he’s seeing that apparently does NOT belong to Theodore.
Cool, right? Totally cool. Cool, cool, cool- his inner Jeff Winger says, but his inner Troy Bolton is staring at the fire with pizza in his hands wondering what the fuck what the fu-
“Uhmm, how about... some... hand sanitizer?” he offers because it’s all he has on him at the moment. Just a little bottle from Bath and Body works. The scent? Crisp apple, baby.