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[nailing]

sacramento oomfs come to my garage sale its happening right now and also the rest of this weekend

[butchnormaler]

i’m out of bone broth can any butches ages 25-45 meet me at my home in tallahassee florida

[barrymccaulkinem]

i dont wanna be a sex camel anymorrrre come invade my home and pity fuck me. remind me that life can be worth living

[velveteenvampire]

Guys, my birthday is tomorrow, and I’ve just moed to a new city and a new university - if you wanna send me a bday card, i would be more than grateful to receive it 

[cruisinwithjah]

Coolside Record Release Tonight in Fresno w/ Blindside USA Violence To Fade Kept in Line Maniac Rise Locked up Step4Change

[hhholmesgrl]

Feel let down by DashCon? I HAVE CURE

Holy shit. Holy Shit. Ho-ly shit. So, it's been decided that Tuesday - yes Tuesday the 22, not some other fucking far off Tuesday no one gives a shit about, this upcoming fucking Tuesday - I'm running all the Final Destinations and Stay Alive and possibly Would You Rather and maybe some more shit idk I can't control time i cant make 72 hours of death fit into an afternoon I'm not hermione fucking granger. BUT WAIT THERES MORE the next day. the next fucking day. i'm going to run a shit ton a wedding comedies or as I like to call them the fucking best movies in existence. This includes but is not limited to Bride Wars, Bridesmaids, Made of Honor, My Fake Fiance, Revenge of the Bridesmaids, 27 Dresses, maybe that other wedding movie with rebel wilson in it idk shits crazy. why am i telling you this you ask? why should you care? because im inviting all y'all fuckers to come and watch the massacre of life in two different genres and eat some food and get liquored up - YES MARY IM BREAKING OUT THE GODDAMN GODIVA - and sleep at my apartment. dont want to? fine fuck you nightmarev's coming so that's all i really care about fuck the rest of you bitches.

tanzanian out.