#dm trolling

[dnd-thrrasir]

=) Some quote previews for the arc of the story coming up in 2026. The exact things that are said are, of course, subject to change, but the general sentiments should stay intact. But who's saying what, and what's the context? Guess you'll have to wait and see.

[the-errant-bard]

The DM has taken all of our gear, given us one weapon each, and left us on a beach

Me: ...is there any driftwood?

DM: Yes.

Me: About what size?

DM: Various sizes, one about the size of a stump.

Me: I break it off into a shield. 

DM: ....you bitch. 

Me: :D