#dmmd puns

[faayrenheit]

Friend: ugh I don't feel good.

Me: what do you have a virus or something?

Friend:

Me: I think it's clear as day that if you have a virus and the people around you are making a lot of noiz you should Goatbed.

Friend: if you don't shut up I'll trip you.

[hello-this-is-your-hell]

Noiz: *tiptoeing in his jays*

Noiz: *trips*

Aoba: What was that, Noiz?

Noiz: Bitch you guessed it.

[hello-this-is-your-hell]

Woke up in the middle of the night cause I thought I heard a 

[murderousgod]

the newest one dmmd-puns

[murderousgod]

i work so hard on these dmmd-puns

[murderousgod]

part 3 and 4 dmmd-puns

why won't you pay me

[murderousgod]

dmmd-puns you just had to have another

do you want me dead or smethin jeez

[murderousgod]

dmmd-puns here you go you goddamned meme

i hate puns look at what you've done to me