welcome to the chaos , c ( lila pitts , ritu arya ) . we’re so happy to have you , and we hope that you don’t mess up the timelines too badly … again . now that you’re ready to settle in , please head on over to our checklist ( linked in source ) and make sure you give it a read before you send in your accounts ! we can’t wait to write with you ! before we go , let us we leave you with a wise quote from the scriptures of the prophet : young man , there’s no need to feel down . i said , young man , pick yourself off the ground .
⌈ RITU ARYA , 29 , CIS FEMALE , POWER MIMICRY ⌋ oh , have you heard about LILA PITTS ? they showed up at the academy 2 DAYS ago all the way from LONDON ? i got the impression that SHE is UNPREDICTABLE & DISHONEST , but they might be ADAPTABLE & RESOURCEFUL for all we know . they remind me of unrestrained laughter in the dead of night, smiling pretty with a boot against your throat, wild things by alessia cara, and the saying anything you can do, i can do better , but maybe all this chaos will change that . i can’t wait to see how this pans out !
welcome to the chaos , tobs ( wren hargreeves , alperen duymaz ) . we’re so happy to have you , and we hope that you don’t mess up the timelines too badly … again . now that you’re ready to settle in , please head on over to our checklist ( linked in source ) and make sure you give it a read before you send in your accounts ! we can’t wait to write with you ! before we go , let us we leave you with a wise quote from the scriptures of the prophet : young man , there’s no need to feel down . i said , young man , pick yourself off the ground .
⌈ ALPEREN DUYMAZ , 29 , CIS MALE , FORCE-FIELD MANIPULATION ⌋ oh , of course you know about WREN HARGREEVES ! you know , NUMBER 2 of the SPARROW ACADEMY ? dad keeps saying that HE is PUGNACIOUS & HIDEBOUND , but pogo would say they’re INCISIVE & AMIABLE . they’ve always reminded me of the uncertain feeling before a storm , a familiar guise of complacency ruminating on said features , mistaking salt for sugar , energy coursing through rough fingertips , even more now they’re under pressure . i can’t wait to see how this pans out !
welcome to the chaos , daisy ( bellamy ward , phoebe tonkin ) . we’re so happy to have you , and we hope that you don’t mess up the timelines too badly … again . now that you’re ready to settle in , please head on over to our checklist ( linked in source ) and make sure you give it a read before you send in your accounts ! we can’t wait to write with you ! before we go , let us we leave you with a wise quote from the scriptures of the prophet : young man , there’s no need to feel down . i said , young man , pick yourself off the ground .
⌈ PHOEBE TONKIN , 27/29 , NON BINARY , UMBRAKINESIS ⌋ oh , have you heard about BELLAMY WARD ? they showed up at the academy 24 DAYS ago all the way from LAS VEGAS , NEVADA ? i got the impression that SHE / THEY is/are EVASIVE & WILLFUL , but they might be AFFECTIONATE & PROTECTIVE for all we know . they remind me of a cool breeze against too-hot skin just as night begins to fall over the desert , the feeling that maybe the monster under the bed isn’t that scary after all , lying on the roof and counting stars with your best friend , the knowledge that you’ll always have someone in your corner , but maybe all this chaos will change that . i can’t wait to see how this pans out !
welcome to the chaos , haley ( kayleigh davis , jenna coleman ) . we’re so happy to have you , and we hope that you don’t mess up the timelines too badly … again . now that you’re ready to settle in , please head on over to our checklist ( linked in source ) and make sure you give it a read before you send in your accounts ! we can’t wait to write with you ! before we go , let us we leave you with a wise quote from the scriptures of the prophet : young man , there’s no need to feel down . i said , young man , pick yourself off the ground .
⌈ JENNA COLEMAN , 29 , CIS FEMALE , WOUND TRANSFERENCE ⌋ oh , have you heard about KAYLEIGH DAVIS ? they showed up at the academy 1 DAY ago all the way from PENNSYLVANIA ? i got the impression that SHE is a CONDESCENDING & BULLHEADED , but they might be PROTECTIVE & COMPASSIONATE for all we know . they remind me of holding hot caramel apple cider by a bonfire in fall , casually dancing to a favorite song with a glass of wine and a nice buzz , a book that is creased down the spine and worn around the edges from frequent rereads , and a patched up stuffed animal dripping wet from being left outside in the rain , but maybe all this chaos will change that . i can’t wait to see how this pans out !
welcome to the chaos , shae ( klaus hargreeves , robert sheehan ) . we’re so happy to have you , and we hope that you don’t mess up the timelines too badly … again . now that you’re ready to settle in , please head on over to our checklist ( linked in source ) and make sure you give it a read before you send in your accounts ! we can’t wait to write with you ! before we go , let us we leave you with a wise quote from the scriptures of the prophet : young man , there’s no need to feel down . i said , young man , pick yourself off the ground .
⌈ ROBERT SHEEHAN , 33 , NONBINARY , NECROMANCY ⌋ oh , of course you know about KLAUS HARGREEVES ! you know , NUMBER 4 of the UMBRELLA ACADEMY ? dad always said that HE is APATHETIC & SELF-DEFEATIST , but mom would've said they’re CREATIVE & KIND . they’ve always reminded me of unemptied ashtrays , smudged eyeliner , the dying light of a candle , empty streets at night with faint music playing in the distance , and time jumps haven't changed that . i can’t wait to see how this pans out !
welcome to the chaos , jess ( victoria harris , jodie comer ) and cecil ( ian locketon , matthew daddario ) . we’re so happy to have you , and we hope that you don’t mess up the timelines too badly … again . now that you’re ready to settle in , please head on over to our checklist ( linked in source ) and make sure you give it a read before you send in your accounts ! we can’t wait to write with you ! before we go , let us we leave you with a wise quote from the scriptures of the prophet : young man , there’s no need to feel down . i said , young man , pick yourself off the ground .
⌈ JODIE COMER , 30 , CIS WOMAN , FIRE MANIPULATION ⌋ oh , have you heard about VICTORIA HARRIS ? they showed up at the academy 14 DAYS ago all the way from LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND ? i got the impression that SHE is TEMPERMENTAL & OBSESSIVE , but they might be DRIVEN & CHARMING for all we know . they remind me of the sound of heels against tile as you pace back and forth , the defeaning murmurs from the back of an old crumbling bar , going to war with an aim but no strategy & lipstick marks on the butt of a cigarette , but maybe all this chaos will change that . i can’t wait to see how this pans out !
⌈ MATTHEW DADDARIO , 29 , CIS MALE , DEPICTUKINESIS ⌋ oh , have you heard about IAN LOCKETON ? they showed up at the academy 8 DAYS ago all the way from PARIS ? i got the impression that he is DECEITFUL & WHIMSICAL , but they might be PERCIPIENT & CONFIDENT for all we know . they remind me of soft embers flickering out out from a bonfire on the beach , faint laughter you hear floating on the wind , the buzz of a tattoo needle on clean skin , long harsh nights with nothing but your overbearing thoughts and a cup of whiskey to keep you company , but maybe all this chaos will change that . i can’t wait to see how this pans out !
welcome to the chaos , holly ( klaus hargreeves , robert sheehan ) . we’re so happy to have you , and we hope that you don’t mess up the timelines too badly … again . now that you’re ready to settle in , please head on over to our checklist ( linked in source ) and make sure you give it a read before you send in your accounts ! we can’t wait to write with you ! before we go , let us we leave you with a wise quote from the scriptures of the prophet : young man , there’s no need to feel down . i said , young man , pick yourself off the ground .
⌈ ROBERT SHEEHAN , 34 , GENDERFLUID , NECROMANCY ⌋ oh , of course you know about KLAUS HARGREEVES ! you know , NUMBER 4 of the UMBRELLA ACADEMY ? dad always said that HE is INDULGENT & SELF-SERVING , but mom would've said they’re ADAPTABLE & RESOURCEFUL . they’ve always reminded me of empty bottles strewn across the floor , phantom faces hidden in the shadows , making a “fuck you” gesture at authorities , the smell of cigarettes lingering in the air , and time jumps haven't changed that . i can’t wait to see how this pans out !
welcome to the chaos , c ( nova gallo , arón piper ) . we’re so happy to have you , and we hope that you don’t mess up the timelines too badly … again . now that you’re ready to settle in , please head on over to our checklist ( linked in source ) and make sure you give it a read before you send in your accounts ! we can’t wait to write with you ! before we go , let us we leave you with a wise quote from the scriptures of the prophet : young man , there’s no need to feel down . i said , young man , pick yourself off the ground .
⌈ ARÓN PIPER , 29 , CISMALE , LIFE FORCE ABSORPTION ⌋ oh , of course you know about NOVA GALLO ! you know , NUMBER 4 of the SPARROW ACADEMY ? dad keeps saying that HE is STUBBORN & IMPULSIVE , but pogo would say they’re INQUISITIVE & RESOURCEFUL . they’ve always reminded me of i fall apart by post malone , fingerless black leather gloves , untamed curls and sly smirks , & citran kissed lips , even more now they’re under pressure . i can’t wait to see how this pans out !
