#dnd ask games

[badassindistress]

22 and 24 for Friday from the ask meme :)

I completely missed this one! My darling druid child!

22. They had to do their taxes?

Cry probably. Desperately ask anyone who can help. Turn into a tiny little mouse. Tiny little mice don't need to do taxes.

24. They found out they were long lost royalty?

That tracks actually. They were basically a foundling left at the university and raised by the collective druid circle/astronomy professors, so who knows who their parents are. Friday is not meant to rule, but they would have great fun conning cheek kisses out of people by turning into a frog and going about all cursed prince

[badassindistress]

Mania and 12? :D

Thank you for remembering my terrible nymph!!!

12. If someone gave her a very thoughtful gift

She loves when people give her gifts! People are always so nice like that. A very thoughtful gifts she'll treasure for years. She's been known to keep her favourite gifts for 400 years. There's a tree in her meadow that grows over some of her favourite treasures, if someone gives her something good enough to go on the tree, that person will get bowled over with her delight

[badassindistress]

1, 15, 25? (For Cora)

A frog hopped up to them and started explaining he was royalty?

Firstly, verify this amphibian's claim. Curse herself for leaving her annotated copy of Whomst Whom behind on her travels. Do some research into the political situation of this frog's kingdom. She will certainly do her level best to return him to his kingdom (if the political situation warrants it). Having the ear of royalty would be fantastic, that's how new titles are granted. whether that's the frog king or the current ruler, she doesn't much care

15. They were given a baby to hold?

Realistically, hand it over to someone else as quickly as possible. Babies do not leave hands free for shields and swords (and they make it rather hard to look intimidating). (she could care for a child for half an hour, she just would not like it)

25. They got to pick their own entrance music?

@m-siecle found the perfect one, Lully's March for the King's Regiment

[badassindistress]

If you feel so inclined: for Cora: 15 and 17, for Emily: 1 and 21

Thank you, I had to think about these...

Cora, my conquest driven fighter for Lost Mines of Phandelver:

They were given a baby to hold?

She knows what one does with babies. Support the head, prevent it from choking and restore to responsible caretaker as swiftly as possible. (Possibly, in an unguarded moment, amuse infant by having the sunlight shine of your sword so it creates sparkles)

17. It was time for a beach holiday episode?

Why are we at the beach? Is it a strategic ground for invasion or trade? Are we scaring away pirates? Whatever is the meaning of that parasol? (as a kid she built sand castles, but her dignity does not Allow for That anymore)

Emily, my rogue gothic heroine from Curse of Strahd:

A frog hopped up to them and started explaining he was royalty?

Emily is ready. Emily has trained for this. Emily probably got classes on interacting with cursed royalty that her friends thought were useless but she loved (take that Philine, it was useful after all). Emily knows the exact degree of curtsy required to greet a banished prince. She's gonna find him his true love so fast. She would, however, delicately inquire whether this Prince has any other titles. Like Duke. Or Count, perhaps...

21. They got carried off by a friendly dragon?

"Excuse me? Do pardon me, it's awfully kind of you to take me for a flight, but I believe you are acting under a misapprehension that I fear I must dispell. I'm terribly sorry and I'm flattered, but I really must tell you I am not in fact a princess. Nor do I know any, unfortunately. I do know a Prince you might carry away with impunity. Do you like organ music?"