Apr 24, 2020
Me: "Id do that but I'm Deaddd."
Friendo: "You're not dead tho-"
Me: "I can and will still be dramatic while I'm knocked out. I'm dyinnnggg."
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Me: "Id do that but I'm Deaddd."
Friendo: "You're not dead tho-"
Me: "I can and will still be dramatic while I'm knocked out. I'm dyinnnggg."
Me, the Bard: I give the Barbarian Inspiration
Barbarian: Thank you!!
Me: It's the most awkward inspiration you've ever received.
Barbarian: ...thank.. you??
DM: *sends me angst fuel for my character*
Me: ahhh oh no!
DM: You Diiid ask for it, like... litterally
Me: Yes I did, thank you very much. I will be able to utilize this nicely. I just am required to express distress as per Angst Rules.
Me, making my character: Ima go against the stereotype. My bard isnt gonna flirt with anybody. And since I don't know how to flirt I'll be fine.
Me, playing my bard: hmmm. That guy's being pretty hot right now, here have some bardic inspiration.
Solas: *gets hit*
Everyone: GASP who hit HIM. Things REALLY gonna go down now.
:3
Me, Bard: I cast Dissonant Whispers on him.
The NPC: *just barely Succeeds his wisdom throw* *shutters at hearing some dissonant whispers in his head* “Eh, weird.”
Rouge: I start whispering exactly like the whispers he heard.
NPC: *Shutters again* “EHh! Weirder!”
Me: “I glomp my sister with healing”
DM: “...Okay, Hikari, you’ve been glomped with 9 points of healing... I guess?”