Feb 26, 2019
AU where every person is named after a plant. Most people are named after flowers, i.e. Rose, Daisy, etc. Some names are weird, too, like Oak Tree, Bush. This plant system works for a while until one day....
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“Hey what’s up I’m Weed.”
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“Hi I’m Daffodil.”
“Oh nice I’m Opium Poppy.”
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“Hey I’m Jim.”
“Jim? That’s not a plant name.”
“Short for Jimsonweed.”
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“Hello everybody my name is Sassafras Root. And before you ask, yes, I’m named after the plant used to make ecstasy.”
*everbody blinks silently*
“What can I say? I was a pretty happy baby.”
*collective groan from the audience*
