... Oh, very well, a few endorphins won't do me any harm. Go on and pet me, if you must. I don't suppose you'd care to be assimilated? I could certainly find a use for the extra biomass.
…yeah, no, gonna have to pass on that. Last time I was asked to assimilate it ended rather badly. I would, however like to ask just who you are and what you’re hoping to find on this planet?












