Jan 28, 2016
What its like to watch me play DA:Inquisition:
*plot is happening*
Me: ....Y’all treat the mages so badly, honestly. W/E I don’t care.
*War Council*
Me: Why are y’all arguing so much WTF. I don’t care.
*Iron Bull comes on screen*
me: *SCREECHING* LOOK AT MY HUSBAND, OMG, KADAN, MY HEART HURTS, PLEASE TALK TO ME, AHHHH, HIS BARA TIDDY, LOOK AT HIS BOOOTY!!!! LORD OF THE SWEATPANTS DICK OUTLINE. I WANNA RIDE THE BULL!!!!!!!!! SOMONE HELP ME.
*Game Continues*
Me: Okay well.. lets get to the next romance scene then shall we? Really the mages though, honestly. I don’t even care.