boy “best friend” hc’s
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warnings: sexual content implied
Eugene Roe 🩺
• absolutely the best guy best friend you could ask for
• doesn’t do that weird “I like someone and you know her very well”
• strictly platonic, always a gentleman
• but he’s definitely thought about it
• asks you for relationship advice, because he’s very nervous when it comes to that
• secretly learning everything that you want from a relationship
• sunshine (you) x sunshine protector (Doc)
• that or it would be introvert x extrovert and you’d constantly push him to get out of his shell
• now if it’s Doc, you, and Babe
• good lord. literally just pure chaos for Doc
• it’d be like herding cats
• chocolate lovers. he’s constantly giving you chocolate bars if he can get his hands on them. especially if something traumatic happened
• extremely protective. lowkey giving doberman energy when he notices someone taking interest in you.
Babe Heffron 🪖
• youngest child x oldest child vibes
• can’t spell (Babe) + somehow understands it (you)
• would (and probably already has) get into a fist fight over you
• Babe gives off “grew up with only sisters” energy so I think he would be so respectful and just a good best friend overall
• steals your food
• literally right off your plate in front of you
• puts shit on a higher shelf on purpose if you’re shorter than him
• probably hit on you once when he was really drunk
• he says he doesn’t remember it
• if you him and Doc all ended up in the same fox hole?
• you two would worry the hell out of Doc (and get a laugh out of it)
• hates all of your ex (& current) boyfriends
• would make out with a girl who looked suspiciously a lot like you
• would take a long time for him to confess outright
• you knew the whole time, you just wanted him to say it first
Joe Liebgott 🍫
• you’re the sweetest person ever
• he’s the biggest asshole you could meet
• absolute chaos the two of you
• has definitely beat someone up over you before
• easy company is genuinely shocked that Joe is able to befriend you
• you’re considered to be the smartest person in easy company, and Joe? well.
• overthinks (you) x doesn’t think (Joe)
• “hershey bars!” “lieb, you don’t need that you’re sweet enough.”
• flirtatious kind of friendship on his part
• would definitely make a dirty joke to make you blush or laugh
• lowkey no one can tell if the two of you are dating or not
• he’s probably secretly (or not so secretly) in love with you
• would definitely be the type to get jealous of you starting a relationship/talking to someone else
• would ruin your relationship on purpose
• voted most likely to get married by easy
Donald Malarkey 💌
• morons
• the two of you share one brain cell that barely works half the time
• after Skip and Penkala die, you two become a lot closer
• the four of you were best friends
• literally even more inseparable than before
• he definitely cried on your shoulder
• you never judged him
• Malarkey became more serious after their deaths, but you managed to keep him in good spirits
• makes jokes (you) + laughs (malarkey)
• you can’t let go of the time Sobel called him Lt Bullshit
• that’s probably what you call him majority of the time
• he has an equally offensive nickname that you hate he calls you
• things change when Skip & Penkala die
• the tension between you two is undeniable after
• he realizes he can’t live without you
• you two most definitely keep in contact after the war
• “and they were roommates.”
George Luz 📞
• so protective of you
• you two make each other laugh until you’re in tears
• annoying as hell when apart, even more annoying when together
• silly (you) x sillier (Luz)
• for the love of God, don’t play a movie that you two have already seen
• unfortunately Luz is the type to say “I like someone and you know her very well”
• it’s not cringe tho because I mean it’s George Luz.
• you two have probably hooked up at least once
• or have a steady thing going in secret
• you both claim it’s to stay in better shape
• you deny that if it comes up
• you try to play wigman/woman for him
• you probably just end up jealous
• Luz is the only one allowed to tease you
• friends to lovers excellence
• you and Luz get married after the war
• no one is surprised