#dontactlikeyoudont

[tinyfrogcroak]

You ever break a snack in half to share it with someone, but then measure the pieces next to each other to decipher which one is the biggest so you can keep it for yourself

Don't answer. I know you do it. You know you do it. The next person knows you do it, and they know that they do it too.

[cheekybasics]

Need some “likes” for my ego #dontactlikeyoudont #iseeyou #doubletap 🤞🏼🤳🏼@leahwolchin (at Ford Models)

[mousieeatcheese-blog]

Me: you don’t ever have to tell me that we are almost home…..my bladder knows

Friend: well isn’t that poetic