Aug 22, 2013
A typical argument between Delonte and I...
Delonte: The cooking gods have just blessed me.
Me: Uh huh, sure.
Delonte: Don't be jealous. It's not my fault they don't like you.
Me: The cooking gods...
Delonte: Yes. The cooking gods. I know about all the gods. I know about Hinduism!
Me: YOU know about Hinduism?
Delonte: Yes! I know about Hinduism! I know about Buddhism! I know about Nirvana!
Me: Nirvana is in Buddhism, smart one.
Delonte: I knew that.
Me: Do you know about Jainism?
Delonte: I know all about Jainism! Jane and I go way back!