#dotafire

[bowie04]

Riki is like a drug. It will feel good and you can't stop.

Dota 101 Guide

[nota2]

YO IF YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST LUNA EVER YOU HAVE TO READ THIS GUIDE IT WILL IMPART UPON YOU CELESTIAL BRILLIANCE RIVALING ONLY THAT OF LUNA HERSELF

"Luna is indeed a beautiful hero with a boring background story."

"She rides a fearsome black jaguar which is exactly why she still can't have a boyfriend."

"Pros: 1. She is cute"

"Boots: I love Nike, but Lance Armstrong was too much,really."

"Black King Bar is a must, this is your decent main outfit, same with black turtle neck and jeans that Steve Jobs worn."

"Treat Luna gentle, she is a girl. Don't go tanking, don't go alone,don't follow strangers, don't take drugs which lead to irrational decisions, be at home before 9 but should learn how to lie(=a little deceptive living style)."

"Foes: 1. Jose Mourinho"

ALL THESE NUGGETS OF WISDOM AND MORE FROM THE BEST LUNA GUIDE OUT THERE GO READ IT IF YOU WANT TO BE THE ULTIMATE DOTO MASTER

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