#dough eiffel

[ijumpbridges]

Effiel: *singing where do you draw the line and forcing Hilbert to listen*

Hilbert: Ugh, i will not enjoy this!

Also Hilbert: *Roblox dancing*

[writingforsoda]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Wolf 359 (Radio) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Doug Eiffel/Kate Characters: Doug Eiffel, Renée Minkowski, Hera (Wolf 359), Isabel Lovelace, Doug Eiffel's Mother, doug eiffel's father, Anne Eiffel, bunch of random side characters lmao Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Canon Compliant, i think, doug's childhood basically lmao, why did this fic take me literal months to finish, colour by number as a metaphor, idk why okay, Unhealthy Relationships, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Character Study, Emotional Rollercoaster, talk to me about the eiffel parents PLEASE, Child Neglect, DYSLEXIC! DOUG! RIGHTS!, Poverty, bc yeah, Underage Drinking, Underage Smoking, references to sid and nancy bc i'm just like that, Car Accidents, Sorry guys, Prison, please read this it took me so long and i'm proud of it :') Summary:

'There is one anomaly, however, one parcel that does not take the shape of a plane or radio kit, or a diverse pack of socks. It is long, flat, rectangular and suspiciously similar in shape to a book. Heart sinking, he tears with significantly less enthusiasm at its disguise, hands retracting at the object beneath.

  His mother’s voice ricochets off his eardrums like a gymnast on the trampoline. “It’s one of those colour by number books, since you seemed to love the one they had at school so much. Maybe this’ll be the thing that finally keeps you quiet, hm?”'

⤷ five times communications officer doug eiffel does a colour by number picture, and one time he doesn’t.

(plus: coffee mugs that do not contain coffee, parking your car in harvard yard, laughable laminating jobs, particularly-antagonistic measuring tape, all-expense-paid trips to undisclosed tropical islands and starting again).

(WRITTEN BY JO)

[sheagar]

Wolf 359 is a podcast of excellent quality. I highly suggest all of you to binge it now. expect fanart from this and other podcasts i binged in the last 2 months. if you want recs, i’m all to happy to talk ur ear off.